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Villain Chapter

Thanks for 33.3k. I am third of the way to 100k views!! Here is the villain chapter. About the advice column, I'm thinking about it. I should probably test it out first so for my special chapter (35k) I am going to do an advice chapter. If you want to get a head start on it, you can ask for advice right now (end of this chapter). There is going to be a bit of filler for the first part so the questions won't start until the middle. Thank you for all the get well messages. I am much better now. Oh and thanks for the good lucks for my American Studies Test. I think I got a 72(ish), but hey! I would of gotten a 50 if it wasn't for you guys! PLEASE ASK!!

All Villains: *walk the black carpet then have a seat in the auditorium*

Snips: Welcome Villains! Thank you all for coming tonight.

Snails: We are going to ask you a few questions and then you can go home, or to your dungen.

Snips: Even if it's hard to answer, please try and answer it.

Aria: Can this pony hurry up!? He's hurting my brain.

Snips: All right, first question is for Diamond Tiara from PoeDPanda.

Snails: Do you know that you are the horrible pony in Equestria and that you're not liked?

Snips: Snails! Don't say it like that!

Diamond Tiara: Moi? Unliked? Yeah right. You guys are two buffoons that are unliked! And I am not a villain. I don't know that I was invited to this thing anyway! Do you guys think I'm a villain? *puppy face*

T-Rek: I stole pony's magic and tried to take over Equestria, but that isn't nearly as bad as making fun of a flightless pegusus. When I sucked flight from the pegusi, I didn't laugh at them because they couldn't fly.

Snips: Next question is for King Sombra from Poisendiva4 and DiamondWillowTree.

Snails: Do you like pudding?

Sombra: I guess... but it's not my favorite.

Snails: Oh! I mean do you like Luna?

Villains: *gasp*

Diamond Tiara: Ooooooooooohhh! Somepony has a crush!

Chrysalis: *casts a spell on Diamond Tiara which covers her mouth in green goo*

Sombra:... In the villains rulebook it says that is illegal for a evil to combine with good, therefore I don't like her.

Nightmare Moon: *rolls her eyes*

Diamond Tiara" *tries to talk*

Snips: Next question is for Nightmare Moon from Xx_Hope_Hellfire_xX

Snails: Why are you so cool when you're not Luna?

Nightmare Moon: I'm glad you like this form. You seem like a very charming boy/girl.

Snips: Flim and Flam got a question got a question from Skipper-the-Dall.

Snails: Where do you live?

Flim: We live on the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 of course. Has an extra comfortable couch we can sleep on. Right Flam?

Flam: Right Flim. We travel so much that we can't have a non-portable house. You heard it folks, a great house-

Flim: And makes amazing cider.

Lightning Dust: We get it!

Snips: Next question is for Chrysalis and Flufflepuff from BronyJackson. Sadly Fluuflepuff couldn't make it.

SilverSpoon: That's because she's not a villain idoits!

Snails: Are you two friends, or BEST frineds?

Chrysalis: We're just friends.

Flufflepuff: That's not what you told me when we were hiding in Fluttershy cottage last night. (Sorry I don't watch Flufflepuff so I have no knowledge about it)

Villains+ Snips, and Snails: *scream*

Flufflepuff: *vanishes*

Snips: Ok? The Dazzlings got a question but I forgot to write down who it's from.

Snails: What are you going to do now? Will you turn good or will you live in exile in some street corner?

Adajio: Well we aren't losers. We are going to wait until that Twilight Sparkle comes back and this time we are going to win!

Villains: *clap*

Aria: Well we don't have the gems that help us sing.

Adajio: We'll make new ones.

Snips: Sombra got a question from StormShadow20

Snails: Where do you get your maigic from?

Sombra: My horn?

Snips: Makes sense. You got another question from StormShadow20.

Snails: How is you horn read and curved?

Sombra: Once I turned evil, I changed forms.

Snips: Sonata got a question from Music_Record_exe.

Snails: Do you want a taco?

Sonata: Do you have one?

Snails: No.

Sonata: Oh. Well if you did, then I would want it. Unless it had onions.

Snips: Discord got a question, or more of a comment from TaraD_101

Snips: She says she not going to leave you alone unless you tell her who your crush is, and she says you have been warned.

Discord: Is that a threat!?

Snails: I think so.

Discord: Well TaraD_101, I can do whatever I want.

Snips: We have another question from TaraD_101 except this time it's for Nightmare Moon.

Snails: How was it being trapped inside the moon for 1000 years?

Nightmare Moon: It wan very boring and cold.

Snips: Chrysalis also got a question from TaraD_101.

Snails: Why don't you feed your changelings something besides love?

Chrysalis: Don't you think I tried? I tried every emotion imaginable. Happiness, sadness, guilt and even loneliness, but love is what they crave.

Snips: Last question for the night is for Sombra from Rainbowloversix.

Snails: Do you grumble and roar instead of talk?

Sombra: Obviously not, because I been talking this entire night.

Sonata: Please ask!!