The Enderdragon's Baker (A Minecraft Story)

A Terrible Prank

"So let me just get this straight," Endie sighed, deeply. He was attempting to not get angry again but it clearly wasn't working. "You two decided that not only would it be a GREAT idea to start a prank war with a literal hot-head-"

"He's more of an explosion-hea-" Creeps elbowed Bones to shut him up.

"-but then, you decided it would be just amazing to steal from someone, who, could actually spike us all into respawn if he was allowed to?! And I mean actually got permission to because we all know he already wants to!" Endie yelled.

"...Yeah, yeah we did." Bones sighed, awkwardly. "It sounds so much worse out loud."

"I mean, yeah. If you say it like that, it'll always sound bad." Creeps answered, begrudgingly. She wouldn't admit it, but she felt bad even during it all. She was just too annoyed to think through it.

"Creeps, it was barely a prank and possibly the worst one you've done yet." Brine sighed. "What are you going to prank him with next? Burn his house down? Maybe steal his entire living room?"

"Hey! Don't make us sound like bandits! We only took the stuff he'd never use."

"And blew a huge chunk of his winnings room sky high." Brine said back.

"Fine, fine, I get it already! We made a mistake." Creeps huffed. "But that isn't important right now. We already checked his house and asked him if he saw her already. If he did have her, we would have seen her."

Endie stayed silent, glaring towards nowhere imparticular. That explains why Anna was invisible. He shook his head, trying to focus again. He wanted this over as soon as possible but he couldn't just out Wither yet. He told Anna he wouldn't, and that was literally the only thing keeping him from doing it. Wither's wishes meant nothing to him right now.

"After this is finished, we're ending this stupid war." I growled. Creeps pouted but Bones almost looked relieved. He didn't really aim to annoy the Nether King but he did aim to always help Creeps. Even for her own stupid ideas, seeing as she's done the same for him so often. But this was different.

"What? Are you against me, too?" She sighed. Bones shared a look with the others and Endie shook his head.

"We aren't against you, but this has gone far enough. The other week you blew up his house and stole his stuff. Now, there's a chance he actually kidnapped our friend." Endie explained, his anger subsiding for now.

"It's getting too far, even for me." Brine added, gently. "If he really did kidnap her, than means he kidnapped the one person in the group who can permanently die."

"Fine... I'm sorry." Creeps answered softly. She didn't dare to look at them and despite being right, they all felt a little guilty about making Creeps so upset. "I didn't think it was that bad at the time. But I still don't think he took her. Why take her when he could have Bones or one of you? He hasn't even met her, how would he know we care about her so much?"

Endie paused. He didn't think of that earlier. That is a really good point. Out of all of them, he chose to steal away her. Maybe it was just because they had powers and she didn't, or some other factor, but it confused the Enderman to no end. Until he remembered Ed. Do Wither's have obsessive personalities, too?? He made a mental note to ask Notch about that later.

"Okay. Let's put him aside then, who else can we suspect?" Endie asked. For now, he'll let them figure it out on their own. She seemed happy there for now, but he wasn't letting it go on any longer than a few days.

But that's if he can hold it in that long.

"Maybe Notch took her just to spite me. He's been pretty calm about this mess." Brine offered, flatly. Endie groaned.

'This is going to be a long week.'