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Hank Scorpio #1

Requested by @Spade_Karma, thanks for requesting! Hope you like it. Also I've been wanting to write for him for a long time and hopefully I got this right.

 "Mr Scorpio, sir?" Started Homer as he approached his boss, slightly intimidated by his overly cheerful and friendly ways.

 "Homer, what did I tell you before?" He answered with a pleasant smile. He was a busy man but he would always take time to listen to and help his employees. They were what helped him build the empire he had created after all.

"Uh, Hank, I uh, I'm afraid I won't make it to dinner tonight, sorry" He twiddled his thumbs as he tried his best to excuse himself.

"What? Why?" He turned his head the whole way around, dumbfounded by what he was hearing right now coming out of one of his favourite employees.

"Well sir, uh, Hank, it's just that my wife wants to talk about my job and stuff"

He blinked twice before answering. "Oh, alright" he chuckled disappointedly and rubbed the back of his neck. "It'd be a shame to lose you, Homer, and also that I'll have to cancel dinner, you know, I was gonna go to a diner, you'd love it, it's real classy, has a jukebox and everything"

 " And the food? " asked Homer with sad eyes like a puppy dog.

 "Cooked to perfection every time. Toasted buns, well salted fries, quality burgers and they serve the greatest frosty chocolate milkshakes. But I guess you'll be missing out on all that now"

 "Doh!" He grunted in frustration and annoyance at the thought of not getting fed but stopped thinking about that when he saw the look on his boss's face and wanted to cheer him up. "Here, why don't you take, (y/n) instead?" He suggested as he grabbed your arm as you walked past.

" Woah! " you yelled as you had no idea what was happening.

"My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of that?" He smiled and facepalmed. " Come on then, (y/n), you now have a dinner to attend.

Your eyes widened in horror. Having dinner with your boss was never a good feeling and you didn't know yours that well. You gave your co-worker a death glare in annoyance as he slowly backed away.

"We'll have to leave now or we'll lose the best seat in the house" He chuckled as he led you to his helicopter which you realised you were now going to have to ride in. This would probably be fun if Homer didn't just volunteer you like that. You didn't even get a chance to change or anything.

After a short trip, you made it to the place and you got outside. It was nothing like the dull image you had in your head. It was a retro diner, a large place with a red and white checkered floor, framed pictures of celebrities such as Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe,  50's music blasting on the jukebox and the place was spotlessly clean.

"Wow, this is nice" You admitted as you looked around at the place you had a great deal of uncertainty about.

 "It is, isn't it? Sit here, it's the new seat in the house, I even had it reserved!"

" Wait, if you had it reserved then why did you want me to leave so early? " you asked.

"Oh no, I was just excited to go out tonight! "

 "Oh, alright" You said, thinking your boss was kind and polite but very strange.

 The waitress then roller skated to your table to take your orders. "Can I take your order, Mr Scorpio?"

" It's Hank, but yes, you can. Just gimme the regular, Mabel"

"Of course! And for your date?"

" Oh, I'm not his date actually " you blushed madly when she said this.

"Alright"

" You know what? Get her the same! I don't want her to miss out on a thing! "

"Alright" She smiled and skated back into the kitchen.

"Um, excuse me, Mr Scorpio sir, but why am I here?" You asked, not wanting to complain, just wanting to know what was going on.

"Well actually i really wanted to let Homer know about this place, but he declined and said i should take you instead and so i did! Isn't it wonderful?"

"Well, it is classy, Mr Scorpio" 

"It is. And you can call me Hank"

"Um, alright...Hank" You said a little uncomfortably, thinking this was very unorthodox.

"And don't think i let you call me that just because i like you, i let all my employees call me that!"

"Wait, you like me?' You blurted out in confusion.

"Well i believe in treating all my employees with respect, they are what made me" He confessed.

You felt the heat rising to your cheeks as he said this as you thought he was so kind to you as you thought he was very Elon Musk-esque in his approach to everything, and you felt yourself becoming more confident and you realized  you were really beginning to like him and he felt the same about you. The only problem was you thought he was maybe a little too nice, and as you were secretly a villain, that wasn't any good for you.

But you were pleasantly surprised, as your talk went on, you learned more about globex, how he wanted to take over the world and how much he wanted to destroy James Bont. You thought he was totally dreamy and so admitted how much you wanted the same.

Your food finally arrived and you saw that he was right about everything. It was as perfect as he had described and you knew you were going to come back here again, but hopefully with him.

 "You know, Hank, I really enjoyed tonight, you're a great boss" You smiled as you both left the place. "Well thank you, that's nice of you to say" He smiled back. It was obvious that you both like each other but he was going to make his feelings clear. "(y/n), I'm gonna say something crazy" He stared at you intently and your heart was beating out of your chest in anticipation at this sort of proposal. "Let's take over the world together" Your eyes widened in amazement and a smile formed in your face in pleasure at how good everything had turned in. "Let's shall" you smiled and slipped your arm in his as you both went back to his helicopter to prepare your plans together.