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Chief Wiggum #1

Requested by @popcorntart0210, thanks for requesting! Hope you like it.

 "Uugh" you moaned as you stumbled when you tried to make your way to your car. You fumbled about in your pocket for your keys as you flopped on the seat and inserted the keys and started driving. You drive extra slowly because you were drunk. Drunker than Barney. You had got a huge promotion at work and you and your friends all went out to Moe's to celebrate, but it now looks like you drank too much and were becoming a danger to the road.

Meanwhile...

 "Uh, chief" said Lou, putting down his coffee as he looked out the window of the police car.

 "Yeah, Lou?" Replied chief Wiggum who was sitting in the driver's seat beside him and resting his feet up with the radio playing quietly.

 "Look, see that car over there?" He pointed to your car which was going slower than a sleep deprived turtle.

"Nope. Oh wait, I do now!"

" You see that girl driving? She can hardly keep her eyes open or her face off the steering wheel! " he exclaimed.

"Hecked up on goofballs, eh?" He rubbed his chin and dipped his doughnut into his coffee.

 "I think she's drunk, sir" came a reply from Eddie, who was sitting in the back.

 "Have it your way" he rolled his eyes. "Let's roll, boys!" He said heroically and pointed out the windscreen.

 "Uh, chief? You're driving" Lou said with a raised eyebrow.

 "Oh, right, so I am!" He chuckled and started the car. He followed you for like five minutes before you realised you were being followed and stopped, still in a good mood.

You sat there with a stupid expression glued to your face as he came to your window. He was an overweight cop with blue hair and an upturned nose.

 "What seems to be the, HIC! problem, officer?" You asked, your words slurred.

"Well I was gonna ask you to take a breathalyzer test, but I don't think I'll need to now!" 

You just sat there smiling.

" Miss, I'm going to have to ask you to get in the car. I'm arresting you for drunk driving "

You really didn't care at this point.

"Anything you say, handsome" you batted your eyelids in the hope he'd go easy on you.

He blushed a bit before you got out and he handcuffed you.

 "I call shotgun!" You giggled as he went to put you in the car.

 "Well, I see no problem with that" he shrugged.

 "But, but! Chief!" Argued Lou.

 "Sorry, Lou, she called shotgun"

Lou muttered something before getting in the back and sat down next to Eddie.

You sat down beside him, still handcuffed and gazed over at him. He seemed pretty dumb, simpy, cute even. You wondered if you could seduce him like in that song, mr saxobeat.

You leaned in dangerously close and batted your eyelids. You noticed the way he was getting hot and uncomfortable and you probably would've felt the same, but you were too intoxicated to care. "Hey, big boy"

"Who, me?" He asked, looking around.

" Mmhhm. Anyone ever told you how handsome you are? "

 "Well, except for my mom...no"

 "Hmm, what a shame. It's definitely true though" you giggled . He tugged nervously at his collar and Eddie and Lou were cringing in the back, holding back vomit and looking each other in disgust.

"You know, I can't resist a man in uniform" you put your fingers on his shoulder and he turned his head the other way.

"Heh, heh, who can? " he chuckled and almost ran over an old lady as he spun the steering wheel round as the car swerved.

"CHIEF! EASY ON THE DRIVING!" Cried Lou, holding onto his hat and the car seat.

"How about a kiss?" Man, you were shameless.

" Well that's very flattering of you but I've got a wife "

 "Oh, that's a disappointment. Not that I'm surprised though" 

He drove like a maniac back to the police station. No one arrested him though, after all, he was chief of police. He sped through the streets all the way to the station but finessed that parallel park.

They led you into the police station and took you to the desk.

"Well, looks like your gonna have to spend a night in the cells" he said as he scratched his head. He then came to a sudden realization. "Hey, what's your name?"

 You scribbled it down on a bit of paper for him before Lou led you to a cell for the night. He looked at the paper and blushed like a beetroot left out in the sun.

"My numbers there too, call me" you winked and blew a kiss in his direction, making Lou almost vomit everywhere.

The chief just sat down at his desk, put his feet up and grinned. "Yup, still got it"