Requested by @wattehfock, thanks for requesting! Hope you like it. (F/t) stands for favourite treat.
You had just arrived for another day at school. You groaned and flicked your hair as you walked through the doors and made your way for your lockers first of all. As you were about to unpack, you heard the unmistakable sound of a kid getting beaten up. It was of course, Milhouse, and who was beating him? It was Jimbo and Dolph, of course. They both stopped and looked up in your direction when they heard your footsteps and both started waving to you.
"Hi, (y/n)!" They both flashed their winning smiles at you as they dropped the blue haired nerd, giving him a chance to scarper.
"Hey, boys" You replied with a smile, though clearly not as enthusiastic as those two. You felt their gaze on you when you were unpacking and turned around and saw them both acting unnaturally natural. "Hmm" you raised an eyebrow at this weird behaviour and returned your attention to unloading before making your way to class. Martin bumped into you on your way there amd this greatly displeased the bullies.
"Hey, not so close, buddy!" Dolph said in a threatening voice as he lifted the kid and started beating on him, but it was no use. You couldn't stand to watch this and so ran along to class.
You heard some whispering going on behind you in class. It was quiet and barely noticeable first, but it started getting louder and more aggressive and so you turned your head and looked. Seated behind you was Jimbo and Dolph again, and they both went completely quiet when you looked at them. Kearney wasn't here, he was at a father-son counselling break with Kearney jr, and that left you with these jokers. You didn't care much for either of them, but you found their recent behaviour weird, but at least you weren't a target for their bullying. Wonder why that was.
You had to get groceries after school as your parents made you a list. You found everything you were looking for at the kwik e mart, and as you got to the counter, you saw Jimbo again. You picked up your (f/t) as you paid for everything, but you didn't have enough and so you unwillingly had to put it back. As you walked out and were leaving, you saw Jimbo standing there, leaning against a wall and smoothing his hair.
"Hello again, Jimbo" You said as you passed him by.
"Hey, babe, I gotcha a little something" he said in a sultry sort of voice. You didn't know what he could've meant by this as you turned around and saw him with a bunch of (f/t)s in his hand. You gasped in shock.
"Y-you bought all this for me?" You stood there gaping in shock.
"Bought is such a strong word"
"You STOLE this?" You cried.
"Hey, not so loud, the kwik e mart guy might hear"
"Jimbo, I can't accept these! It's stolen goods!" You looked around, hoping nobody heard.
"Relax, it's no big deal. What would you accept then?" He asked inquisitivly. "It was Dolph's idea anyway" frustrated that his romantic gesture hadn't turned out quite the way that he wanted it to.
What was with him and Dolph? "To steal something for me? Why? And how'd either of you even know that I'd be here?" None of this was making any sense to you. You never got your answer though as Jimbo got a call form his mom and had to run. You didn't really know what to do now either so you just went home.
You forgot about all of this and went to class the next morning and the same thing happened. Jimbo and Dolph were fighting, but this time with each other. They were busy throwing hands, but stopped just like that when they saw you and smiled and waved. "Hey, (y/n)" they grinned charmingly. "Mind if I carry your bag?" Jimbo offered. "No, lemme do it!" Argued Dolph.
"Stop it! I'll carry my bag, thank you" you snatched it impatiently as everything fell out and you had to pick it back up, and they both started killing each other as they argued who's fault it was. You rolled your eyes as you looked behind you at the dust cloud of them fighting and listened to their dumb argument.
"Yeesh. What is it with those two when they're so friendly with me?"
At this moment, Principal Skinner went past and heard you and cleared the whole thing up for you. "Oh, they're just fighting over some silly teenage infatuation"
"Over me?" You asked in a high voice, wide eyed.
"Well yes, it would appear so. Didn't you ever hear them talking about you? That's why they're fighting over you"
Your face burned a bright red.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to break this dispute up. Dolph! Jimbo! Break it up, boys!" He instructed them as he pulled them apart and you walked off calmly.
They were both fighting over you? How romantic! You wondered what it was that they both liked about you? Was it your charm? They way that you said more with your silence than they could with a billion words? Maybe it was just your whole mysterious personality, or dark, sorta gothic aesthetic, but whatever it was it was driving them mad. Now that you knew the truth, you were flattered and forgot all your annoyance about their recent behaviour, even if their attempts at romanicing were terrible, they were still attempts, so A for effort. You walked into class, bright eyed and smiling, but then it hit you. Now that you knew, you would have to tell them how you felt, but who should you pick? They were fighting over you earlier, maybe if they fought for you? That's so sweet, but it's not right to break up a friendship like that, but...
"(Y/n)?" Are you daydreaming in class?" Your teacher said sharply so the whole class could hear.
"I'm sorry, it won't happen again" you quickly apologised and went back to your work. Once this was over, you were going to have to make your decision.
This was my first simpsons love triangle! I LOVE love triangles and it felt great to write about these two! I'll be doing to more parts where you get the option of either Jimbo or Dolph, your choice, so stay tuned! ♡
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