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Moe Szyslak #1

This was requested, I hope you like it, a bit dark, but I hope you like it!

You were new in Springfield and you were looking for a job in the sleepy town. You took a walk through the place to see if anywhere was hiring. You didn't much fancy working at the power plant, so you decided to explore some other options.

You turned your attention to a help wanted note on a door. It said "Barmaid needed". You didn't think it was a hard job, all you needed to do was to clean stuff up and serve drink to tables and you could live off the money.

So, without hesitation, you walked through that door, maybe not as confident as this sounds, but you walked in there and decided to apply for a job.

" Hey, uh" you started as you made your way up to the counter. There was a man standing there with his back toward you, wiping a glass. "Huh?" He said, as he turned round. "I uh, wanted to apply for the job here, the barmaids job" you said, your eyes darting about nervously.

his eyes immediately lit up as he saw you. His mouth kinda hanging open. He was a man of about medium height, taller than you (probably) and had curly grey hair and an upturned nose. "Uh, excuse me sir? Are you ok?" You asked, worried he was having a stroke or something , due to his weird reaction.

"Hmm? Oh, uh, sure! You'll do great! You're hired!" He said with a nervous smile. "Just turn up tonight"

You left and went home to pack your stuff after moving to Springfield. He hung his head in the counter and cried: "oh, I am such a moron! What was I thinking, hiring a beautiful girl like her? I'm just torturing myselfs, I don't stand a chance with her"

Later, that night, work was pretty easy. It was just as you thought, wiping a table or two, delivering beer to tables, but there was one thing: Barney Gumbel. When it was time for you to go home, you couldn't leave till you scraped him out of the place.

"Stay out!" You said as you kicked the hopeless alcoholic out. You decided to go in the back of the store and make sure everything was in order. After doing so, you made your way to the front door, when you looked in and saw Moe, tying a rope and standing on the counter. Your eyes widened in horror.

"Well" he said to himself. "I guess this is punishment for being such a fool, thinking i could really have something special with that doll (y

) who works here now" he was about to jump, when you ran in and shouted "STOP!"

he turned and stopped and looked at you. You took the rope off from around his neck and put your hands on his shoulders and looked him in the eyes. "You can't do this Moe! You have so much to live for! You run a flourishing business, think of all the people you'd affect if you weren't here" he looked at you for a moment before saying , "eh, what would they care? And I don't really care about them either. I just....c-care about...y-you (y

). but yous is a pretty young thing who probably already has a boyfriend, you don't need someone like me"

You looked at him, and, well, you actually saw...love, in his eyes. Yes, even hideous gargoyle like creatures have feelings, though they don't show it all the time. You felt compassion as you smiled and said, as you grabbed his cheeks.

"Well actually I'm single, and you're very good employer" you said as you batted your eyelids, making him blush.

"Well uh, gee, that's actually pretty amazing, and uh, thanks" he said. You just wanted to quit it with the small talk, and you gently pulled him in for a long, passionate kiss, there in the bar. He was surprised first, but kissed back and enjoyed it. Let's just say that was the beginning of a beautiful relationship and the end of his depression for a long time.