Dating groundskeeper Willie would include

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Requested by @waylonsmithersfanboy, thanks for requesting! Hope you like it.

• Hearing a lot about his beloved home country

• And finding out a lot about Scottish culture from him

• Unless like him (and me!) you're already from there

• Having to deal with his temper

• And that drinking problem

• And the fact that he (most likely) murdered students before and will probably do so again 

• In an instance, you wonder: Why did i ever sign up for this?

• Like what did you even see in him?

• But then it comes to you

• Could it be that accent?

• The fiery red hair?

• Or the fact he's actually RIPPED?

• But there's upsides to dating him

• Like you could be the one to calm him down

• Completely change him

• You're not gonna come between him and his job though

• So don't get any ideas

• Probably moving into his shed with him

• Cos there's no way he's moving in with you

• Not in a rude way, he's just so devoted to his life

• As for dates?

• A ride in the tractor?

• Like you could pack lunch and play music or something?

• Idk

• Or you could both just drink all night in his shed

• Your choice

• Finding it hard to understand him sometimes

• Him trying to be romantic by serenading you with bagpipes

• A for effort

• Adopting a pet together as he is fond of animals

• Him being very protective of you as it's in his nature to be so defensive 

• Like if anyone tried hitting on you then they've just made an enemy for life

• Trips to Scotland with him

• Of course, this will probably come out of your pay as his doesn't stretch that far :(

• Never receiving many gifts from him as he isn't exactly rich 

• The best gift, he thinks, is just his presence, and the fact that his tartan heart is now yours (As that's the only one he could afford to give you)

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