Dating Snake Jailbird would include

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• You would probably meet during a robbery

• You confronted him as you were terrified at the though of becoming an accomplice to the crime

• He was impressed by your spunk and took an immediate liking to you 

• Uuugh, what did you ever do to have a criminal like him lusting after you?

• Something pretty bad, no doubt

• But you have to admit he's a total hunk and lowkey an intellectual hottie

• So you decided to give him a chance

• And you were pleasantly surprised 

• I mean he would rob and steal and kill but he would never harm one hair on your head

• That is unless, you like it a little rough? ;)

• I've said too much 

• Anyways

• Moving on

• Fast rides with him in the car

• Seeing him with his shades on and you on the passengers side with the wind blowing through your hair, it's just great

• I could totally see him getting a tattoo with your name on it

• That way he'd look cool and always have something to remind him of you

• Life's an adventure with him

• Heated makeout sessions

• Visiting him when he's in jail

• Feeling sad when he gets arrested, but before you know it, he's out and by your side again

• No one really knows how that actually works

• Meeting his son

• Thinking he's cute but the kids a little sceptical at first but will soon open up to you

• Laughing together as you dupe chief Wiggum

• Giving up on a quiet life 

• But it's totally worth it for this bad boy 😎

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