Dating Mr Burns would include

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Requested by @Spade_Karma, thanks for requesting! Hope you like it! I love writing for this gorgeous old silver fox, i can't get enough of him 😍

• Congratulations! Springfield's richest (and evilest) resident is now your sugar daddy!

 • working and helping him at the power plant

• Smithers hating you

• But that's to be expected 

• Don't take any notice of him though

 • Smithers is there all the time

• Watching

Waiting

• Expensive dates

• Dinner, dancing, all that fancy stuff

• And then getting a ride home in his fancy car

• Yay!

• But sometimes having to go along with his wicked plans

• Trying to convince to be nicer to others

• Or encouraging him to be evil if you like that

• Being careful around him because of brittle and old he is 

• Especially when things get "physical"

• And going into that subject, he isn't shy in that way

• What i mean is, whilst not a nice person, he would enjoy to be around you, kissing, physical contact and all that

• You gotta be careful when hugging him in case you snap him 

• Him letting you release the hounds on someone, just for the fun of it

• If you're lucky then he'll even let you try the trap floor on some poor unsuspecting victim

• Attending fancy parties with him

• And getting to wear elegant clothes, eat elegant food and mingle with elegant people

• How fancy!

• Expensive gifts

• You want that pearl necklace? It's yours now

• And he assures you that you look excellent in it, dear

• Finding out a LOT of mast truths about him

• But loving him anyway

• Him recalling tales of his past to you

• And you being like, "Ok..."

• Were people really that sick years ago is it just him and his family?

• No, it's definitely him

• He's an evil, hateful and wicked old man but he's nothing but a gentleman to you

• Getting used to his oldtimey ways

• Such as learning some of the outdated lingo he uses

• And even teaching him a  thing or two about modern things! Words, technology, etc

• And giggling when he is so confused by it

• He's adorable, really

• All in all, dating him is just...

• "Excellent!"

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