Requested by @femme_fatalea, thanks for requesting! Hope you like it.
• Alright, so as you're probably already aware, he's probably not the best with affection
• Like a soft closeness, that's REALLY not his thing
• That's because he likes it rough, making out and all that
• He doesn't really know how to express feelings or anything, but he does enjoy having you by his side
• Because you're captivating and interesting in his opinion :)
• His idea of close moments is torturing animals together
• He's such a psychopath
• But really can be very interesting
• And hot *purrs aggressively*
• Let's be honest here, we all know villains do it better in terms of romance
• Probably because they don't have all those icky "feelings" attached
• So having dinners together, bought with kids lunch money, furs and outfits made from animals that he skinned himself
• I totally see him as the obsessed with serial killers type, so that should be...interesting
• Frequent complements and flirtations
• He's a silver tongued devil sometimes
• He can be very protective of you
• Obsessive even
• Anyone ever messes with you and they're dead
• And that's not a threat, that's a promise
• If you're serious about him, then you'll probably be attending burning guy with him at some point
• Laughing with him as he is an excellent roaster
• maybe even joining in with him?
• Listening to some rants about Bart Simpson
• Which can get pretty sadistic tbh
• Visiting him and bringing him lunch while he's at work in prison
• Him beating up any inmates who get to close for your comfort or sat anything suggestive
• I find that hella attractive, idk why
• he's sweet but a psycho! What more can i say?

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