Dating Jack Lassen would include

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Requested by @femme_fatalea, thanks for requesting! Hope you like it.

• Alright, so as you're probably already aware, he's probably not the best with affection

• Like a soft closeness, that's REALLY not his thing 

• That's because he likes it rough, making out and all that

• He doesn't really know how to express feelings or anything, but he does enjoy having you by his side

• Because you're captivating and interesting in his opinion :)

• His idea of close moments is torturing animals together 

• He's such a psychopath 

• But really can be very interesting 

• And hot *purrs aggressively*

• Let's be honest here, we all know villains do it better in terms of romance

• Probably because they don't have all those icky "feelings" attached

• So having dinners together, bought with kids lunch money, furs and outfits made from animals that he skinned himself 

• I totally see him as the obsessed with serial killers type, so that should be...interesting 

• Frequent complements and flirtations

• He's a silver tongued devil sometimes

• He can be very protective of you

• Obsessive even

• Anyone ever messes with you and they're dead 

• And that's not a threat, that's a promise 

• If you're serious about him, then you'll probably be attending burning guy with him at some point

• Laughing with him as he is an excellent roaster

• maybe even joining in with him?

• Listening to some rants about Bart Simpson

• Which can get pretty sadistic tbh

• Visiting him and bringing him lunch while he's at work in prison

• Him beating up any inmates who get to close for your comfort or sat anything suggestive 

• I find that hella attractive, idk why 

• he's sweet but a psycho! What more can i say?


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