Dating Seymour Skinner would include

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Requested by @Lenniedov, thanks for requesting! Hope you like it.

• S T E A M E D  H A M S

• Agnes is always there

• Like ALWAYS

• Which is a little awkward

• trying to help him to stand up to her a bit more so that you don't feel like you come second

• Him being a major simp

• He really tries his best to please you all the time, give the man some credit

• Especially with his mother being such a heavy influence

• You love him but still find him extremely boring at times

• Like who wouldn't

• Meeting the famous Bart Simpson

• Never having to worry about him cheating on you

• Partly because he's so dedicated to you, partly because he's too nervous to do a thing like that and mostly because no one else would really be interested in him

• S T E A M E D  H A M S

• Sometimes trying to help him get over his Vietnam flashbacks

• Him being willing to do anything you say

• Literally anything

• Just as long as it doesn't displease his mother

• Feeling strangely jealous of your one in-law

• But that's probably because it sometimes feels like he loves her more than you

• He tries to assure you that that's not true

• S T E A M E D  H A M S

• Finding out that he can be pretty badass when needed

• *swoon*

• Even if he is pretty lame most of the time, it's pretty cool to say you're dating a 'nam veteran

• Him getting awkward about affection or anything physical

• Which is pretty sweet

• but most importantly...

• He steams a good ham

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