Dating sideshow Bob would include

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Requested by @TeabagNerds, thanks for requesting! Hope you like it.

• Hearing him complaining to you about Bart all the time

• You don't mind though as at least then you get to hear that accent

• *Swoon*

• You love him but you just wish he would stop trying to murder Bart

• It's fun to think you can change him

• But it's also kinda cool to say you're dating a hot serial killer

• Long intellectual talks from him about art, music, books and other things

• He'd be a huge hit with the parents 

• Just as long as you don't mention his criminal past

• Stroking that glorious hair of his

• Visiting him when he's in jail

• Him trying to keep you away from the other inmates

• Cos he's kinda protective

• Trying to get his attention when he's got his mind on his convoluted plans

• High class dates

• Opera, fancy dinners, you both like all that mature and cultures stuff

• And him introducing you to HIS family as well

• Detecting Cecil's obvious jealousy almost instantly

• He's a psycho but he's always a perfect gentleman to you

• Finding it cute when he quotes Shakespeare

• Even if you don't always know what he's talking about

• Him singing for you with that glorious voice 😍

• Because he does a pretty mean take on the hms pinafore

• Learning to hate Krusty as much as he does

• And also rakes

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