Richie: CAN WE GO TO THE ZOO
Sam: richie im babysitting four 17 year olds and you're meant to be helping so no we can't fucking go to the zoo
Tara: AW PLEASE
Chad: i wanna have a staring contest with the silver back gorillas
Wes: that's a terrible idea Chad
Mindy: wes do you wanna go visit the snakes
Wes: NO I DONT WANNA VISIT THE SNAKES YOU KNOW IM HORRIFIED OF THEM
Sam: mindy stop bullying wes he already gets bullied by amber at school don't bully him here
Tara: amber does what?
Mindy: she doesn't he's overreacting
Wes: mindy. you saw amber throw me into a water fountain when i was wearing new clothes
Mindy: don't snitch or tara will literally break up with her
Wes: good i hope they do
Chad: Wes!
Mindy: see this is why no one likes you wes
Sam: OKAY THATS ENOUGH
Sam: we will go to the zoo if everyone stops bullying wes
Wes: i have a taser you know
Sam: wes put the taser away
Sam: ANYWAYS.
Mindy: I'll stop bullying him for today
Sam:
Mindy: for today.
Wes: taser.
Sam: I TOLD YOU TO PUT THAT FUCKING THING AWAY WES PUT IT AWAY
Sam: okay so, wes, tara, mindy, chad get in the car, you too richie
Richie: FUCK YES
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Sam: we're here
Chad: YAY
Richie: Chad
Chad: yes
Richie: wanna race to the monkey enclosure?
Chad: YESYESYES
Richie: 321 go
Chad: HEY YOU CHEATED YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Sam: well it looks like they're never coming back i guess we'll be leaving later with a party of 4
Mindy: 3
Wes: I'm scared
Sam: mindy.
Wes:
Sam: wes i can see you reaching in your pocket for the taser, put it away.
Tara: Hey guys! Amber's here
Amber: hi
Wes: and may i ask what the fuck you're doing here?
Amber: tara invited me.
Wes: can we have one day without you showing up unannounced please?
Amber:
Wes: she has a knife
Mindy: stab him
Tara: babe please put the knife away
Amber: you got lucky wes
Wes: unstable
Sam: okay no im done
YOU ARE READING
scream group chat fic
Fanfictionjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
