Tara: morning everyone!
Olivia: hi!
Sidney: out.
Sidney: out with you
Olivia:
Jill: sid we're fine now, it's fine.
Sidney: it's not fine
Olivia: um- i promise I'm treating her ri-
Sidney: NOT ANOTHR WORD OUT OF RHIS ONE ISTG
Roman: learn how to spell bitch
Sidney: you, stay out of this before i kick your teeth down your throat
Roman: i'll smash your fucking head through a brick wall
Sidney: i'll smash your skull in with a bag of pool balls don't fucking try me
Roman: you try me, see what happens!
Tara: enough! can we all not argue for one day, please.
Sidney: fine
Sidney: you and me will be having words.
Roman: then i guess we will
Chad: why thgy h8 eechothr
Mindy: can you pls spell right it's triggering me
Chad: i was
Tara: where's amber?
Richie: OH FUCKSKXK
Tara: RICHIE?
Amber: THE BIRDS ARE WITH THE GOVERNMENT THE BIRDS ARE WITH THE FJCIKING GOVERNMEBT SEND HAELLP PLEAJDSE
Amber: THEY ARE WITH THE FJCKONG GOVERMMENT
Tara: AMBER?! RICHIE WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER
Richie: WE GOT FUCKING ATTACKED BY A GROUP OF BIRDS BECAUSE WE WERE SHIT TALKING THE GOVERNMENT
Amber: THEY WERE JUST IGNORING US AND THEN THE MOMENT WE STARTED TALKING BADLY ABT THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT THEY JUST TURNED TO US AND STARTED ATTACKING US
Richie: I NEARLY HAD MY FUCKING EYES PECKED OUT
Ethan: good
Wayne: do u want the belt or nah
Ethan: no thank you
Wayne: that's what i thought
Tara: is Amber okay?!
Richie: wow don't care about me?
Tara: no offense...but hell no.
Amber: AM NOT FINEEEEE
Quinn: interstellar soundtrack hits hard
Tara: WHERE ARE YOU HURT
Amber: FUCKING EVERYWHERE
Quinn: cornfield chase hard asf
Tara: can you please stfu
Quinn:
Tara: thank you
Liv: it's okay tara, i'll patch amber up.
Liv: amber take ur shirt off so i can fix ur bird wounds babygirl-
Amber: hell no
Tara: liv fuck off
Quinn: when babygirl is a literal serial killer
Tara: i thought u were shutting up?
Quinn: i was 😢
Tara: ok-
Tara: anyway amber take ur shirt off so i can like make u feel all better n stuff
Amber: like sex? cuz i'm ngl to you i'm in fucking pain rn
Tara: no not sex
Amber: aw man
Liv: i wish i was dead
Quinn: lemme help u w that
Liv: i love ginger women now
Quinn: i'm gonna ragdoll myself into oncoming traffic
Quinn: n it's gunna b all ur fault
Liv: nooooo don't dieee ur so sexy hahaha
Quinn: i wish i consumed myself in the womb
Ethan: i wish you would too
Quinn: no u don't you'd be getting whipped every other day without me here to save your ass
Ethan: u realise i do get whipped every day right?
Quinn: yeah
Ethan: ugh
Quinn: ugh
Ethan: no
Quinn: no
Ethan: we aren't doing this
Quinn: we aren't doing this
Ethan: no pls not today
Quinn: no pls not today
Ethan:
Quinn:
Quinn: i want pie
Sam: tf
Quinn: pie 🥧
Ethan: you have the attention span of a block of cheese
Quinn: you have the attention span of a block of cheese-
Ethan: oh fuck off
YOU ARE READING
scream group chat fic
Fanfictionjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
