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Liv: it's been a while

Jill: should've kept it that way

Liv: shutup jolt roberts

Jill: UHM-

Jill: how does she know about that nickname? i swear we buried that years ago, sidney i swear to christ did you tell this whore about that?

Liv: hey! rude ):<

Sidney: nah idk how she knows abt that

Roman: hi guys, lovely day isn't it?

Jill: should've known, fuck you.

Chad: i'm confused

Sam: please do tell

Sidney: when Jill was a kid she came over to my house and i had to babysit her even though i was with my friends

Stu: me

Billy: me

Tatum: me

Randy: me

Sidney: yeah you guys

Sidney: and i told her to watch some TV, so she sat down was happily kicking her baby feet and watching cartoons, so from behind her i got randy to nonstop switch the channels rapidly and she got scared and then i tased her with a taser to make her think there was something wrong with the TV and she got all electrocuted, hence the name Jolt roberts.

Randy: tru that

Jill: i got bullied by my family my whole life that's why i'm a dickhead

Sidney: boo hoo

Jill: kill yourself old saggy bitch

Sidney: guess who's going out the window

Jill: not me

Sidney: yes you

Sam: fun fact

Kirby: i'm here

Ethan: gayass

Quinn: says you

Ethan: SAYS YOU, IM NOT GAY, YOU LITERALLY LIKE SUCKING DICK AND EATING PU-

Anika: too far spare the details pls and ty <3

Quinn: yeah consensually, you literally sucked a guy's dick whilst he was asleep

Chad: i was that guy 👋🏽

Quinn: we know

Anika: poor baby ):

Wes: sarcasm?

Anika: no

Wes: okay

Ethan: yeah but it wasn't gay tho

Quinn: it wasn't gay- HOW WASN'T THAT GAY?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN'T GAY?!

Ethan: i was wearing socks, it's not gay if you're wearing socks

Amber: that's not how that works

Ethan: shut up lesbo, fucking stealing my woman

Tara: amber are you cheating on me with another woman?!

Amber: no tara i haven't been with another woman, i would explain what he means but i don't wanna make you pissed off

Tara: so what do you mean, why would i be pissed off amber? if y'know, you haven't been with another woman.

Tara: so why would i be pissed?

Amber: i can't explain, you'll feel uncomfy

Tara: how so.

Ethan: fuck you

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