Sam: mornin' everyone
Kirby: heya sam
Sam: hey kirby! What's up?
Kirby: not much just at work
Sam: you're in with the FBI right?
Kirby: yup, i'm actually doing a case with richie's dad right now
Sam: neat
Sam: we should catch up more, wanna go get some fast food today?
Kirby: hell yeah i'm down
Sam: nice i'll meet you at half 3 then
Tara: it would appear that samantha is experiencing what might be called bisexuality
Sam: it would appear i'm experiencing something called go fuck yourself you midget ass bitch and leave me alone
Tara: Sam are you on the spectrum
Sam: kill yourself
Tara: you're not denying it
Sam: i'm not fucking gay!
Tara: says who
Sam: says me, are you fucking stupid?
Tara: i'm not stupid, but you're bisexual
Sam: no i'm straight
Tara: @richie
Richie: that is me
Tara: we know it's you
Richie: what it do
Tara: huh
Richie: what it do
Tara: oh i get it
Tara: so i wanted to ask you something
Richie: spit
Tara:
Tara: don't you mean shoot?
Richie: yeah
Tara:
Tara: right- anyway, do you think sam is a bisexual?
Richie: what's a bisexual
Tara: oh my jesus
Tara: it's someone who likes to date both guys and girls
Richie:
Richie: like at the same time?
Tara: no no, not at the same time
Tara: so they can like guys but still be attracted to girls
Richie:
Richie: so half lesbian half straight?
Tara: no- ugh, you know what sure, yeah that's it
Richie: ohhh okay
Tara: do you think Sam is bisexual?
Sam: richie i'm not gay
Richie: it's a possibility
Sam: fuck you
Tara: do you have evidence?
Richie: no
Tara:
Tara: is there anything in particular that made you assume she likes both men and women?
Richie: no lol
Tara: okay well either way it still counts so fuck you Sam everyone can see it
Sam: i ain't gay
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scream group chat fic
Fanfictionjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
