amberpool and richverine

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Liv: hi cutie pies

Richie: wolverine

Amber: deadpool

Richie: wolverine

Amber: deadpool

Richie: I'm gruff and rugged

Amber: you're old and slow

Richie: deadpools mid

Amber: come at me bro

Richie: I'm the hero

Amber: no you're not

Richie: yes i-

Amber: shut up mutton chops

Richie: people love me

Amber: OK boomer

Richie: ten whole movies I'm a-

Amber: loser

Richie: I can heal in a record time

Amber: so can i bud get in line

Richie: i have claws that can retract

Amber: wow! You're like a kitty cat!

Richie: logan

Amber: don't care

Richie: X-men

Amber: yawn

Richie: well green lantern was a bomb

Amber: hey

Richie: what

Amber: be nice!

Richie: you're the worst

Amber: deadpool

Richie: dead weight

Amber: aw that hurts

Richie: fine then

Amber: go on

Richie: you're the genius

Amber: wolverine has a micro peni-

Liv: I'm sorry what

Amber: ughhh!

Liv: what!?

Richie: you ruined it dude!

Liv: ruined what? you were speaking gibberish!

Amber: it's the wolverine and deadpool song are you fucking stupid

Liv: sorry mommy won't let it happen again mommy was very stupid of me mommy

Amber:

Amber: mindy come get yo dog bitch

Mindy: hey fuck you she's not mine don't you dare throw accusations at me

Amber: well then she's quinn's

Quinn: hello? The fuck?

Amber: well you two do flirt with eachother

Quinn: do not! she's weird!

Liv: hi babe

Quinn: i-

Mindy: SHE HAS NO DEFENSE!

Mindy: SHE DIDN'T DISAGREE!

Quinn: I'm not into her! Ethan tell them!

Ethan: nah ur gay

Quinn: i-

Quinn: WHAT

Quinn: AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR YOU

Ethan: ok boomer

Quinn: there's a spot in hell with your name on it

Ethan: i'll see you there then

Quinn: wow

Mindy: @wayne how about control yo fucking children

Wayne: ethan stop being an asshole if i catch you doing that again i'll beat your ass

Ethan: sorry dad

Quinn: yeah you should be

Ethan:

Ethan: fuck you

Chad: so quinn, you and liv huh?

Quinn: LITERALLY FUCK OFF ITS NOT EVEN FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE

Mindy: I'm wheezing i physically can't 😭

Quinn: IM NOT SLEEPING WITH HER SHE'S A LITERAL STALKER?! LIKE HELLO???

Liv: babe i put some roses on the bed for when we have hot sex later 😏❤️‍🔥

Quinn: YOU'RE LITERALLY NOT FUNNY YOU'RE NOT FUCKING HELPING WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

Liv: but babe you made love to me 😢

Quinn: NOT EVEN ONCE STOP DOING THAT SHIT

Liv: what shit

Quinn: you're not even funny

Quinn: you wont even get a hee-hee

Quinn: not even a ha-ha out of me

Quinn: I hope when you go to bed tonight you can't sleep because you're too busy thinking about how no one's laughing at your poor attempt to be funny.

Liv:

Liv: i won't be sleeping because i'll be having sex with you-

Quinn: STOP IT RIGHT NOW

Ethan: SHE'S LITERALLY BLUSHING I CAN SEE HER FROM THE OTHER ROOM

Quinn: FUCK YOU GET BACK HERE ITS BECAUSE THIS IS SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE

Ethan: nah its cause you're aroused

Quinn: OKAY THATS IT

Richie: guys guys guys hey listen

Richie: quinn

Richie: this isn't like you

Richie: just look at me, it's me and you okay? This isn't you...

Quinn: OKAY IM DONE TALKING TO HIM LITERALLY GET THE FUCK OUT, MOVE OUT ALREADY

Richie: no.. 😓

Quinn: now

Richie: never.. 🥹

Amber: hey quinn do you know what'll make you feel better

Liv: oh so you're making other girls feel better now huh? Amberkins? I thought what we had was special

Amber: ignoring you

Amber: anyway

Amber: watch deadpool and wolverine

Quinn:

Quinn: if its with you i will cuz ur chill

Tara: ahem

Liv: OH MY GOD LITERALLY GET OUT TARA LITERALLY NO ONE LIKES YOU

Tara: my girlfriend says otherwise

Mindy: Tara no one likes you

Tara: okay that's it-

















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