scream group chat fic

this cursed birthday party sucks

Tara: guys...

Amber: I REMEMBERED, I LOVE YOU SM

Chad: huh

Tara: i know you did, because you're the most gorgeous, loving, caring, amazing girlfriend ever

Amber: marry me already ffs

Liv: not happening

Wes: oh i thought you didn't wanna date anymore?

Liv: fuck off

Wes: am i wrong though?

Liv: fuck off

Wes: hoes mad

Liv: fuck OFF.

Wes: hoes mad for sure.

Liv: FUCK OFF I'M NOT IN A GOOD MOOD

Jill: kill yourself

Charlie: damn

Olivia: Jill we talked about this

Jill: i have...tourettes?

Olivia: no you don't. come on, we're going shopping

Jill: NO PLEASE, PLEASE YOU TAKE FOREVER IN THE STORES AND YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING TO PEOPLE OR
LOOKING AT STUFF LIKE "ooh look at this ooh look at this ooh i have to buy this but i also want this" IM NOT DOING ITTTTTTTTT FUCKKKKKKKKKK

Olivia: Jill, you always drive, i don't have a licence, you've always drove me to the stores, so get in the car.

Jill: please don't make me do it

Olivia: you are, end of story.

Jill: i'm gonna fucking kill myself, i'm gonna take the car with both of us in it and speed down the highway until my car gets crashed into and we die.

Roman: fucking hell Jill

Jill: shut up i don't wanna hear it

Olivia: you are driving me so i can go shopping, whether you like it or not.

Jill: fucking fine

Roman: you are not having a good day

Jill: shut up

Roman: can't believe you're gonna be a dad too, i bet you're fucking pissed lol

Jill: ROMAN, WE ARE IN A PUBLIC FUCKING GROUP CHAT AND OLIVIA TOLD YOU THAT AS A SECRETTTTTT, OH MY FUCK MEEEEEE

Roman: woopsi

Sam: wait what?!

Jill: terrific

Olivia: ROMAN YOU WEREN'T MEANT TO TELL ANYONE I WAS PREGNANT!!!

Jill: and it's not even my baby either

Olivia: can you shut up about that?! WE DID IT BEFORE YOU AND I GOT INTO A RELATIONSHIP

Jill: YOU'VE BEEN PREGNANT FOR AGES, AGES. AND YOU ONLY TOLD ME TWO WEEKS AGO THAT YOUR EX BOYFRIEND FUCKED YOU SO HARD THAT YOU GOT PREGNANT, AND NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME BE THE FATHER BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING MANWHORE WHO WON'T TAKE CARE OF HIS FUCKING CHILD

Jill: HE WONT EVEN PAY CHILD SUPPORT

Jill: HE'S A FUCKING BASTARD

Olivia: WELL YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND! I FIGURED YOU'D HAVE THE HUMAN DECENCY TO HELP ME TAKE CARE OF THE BABY AFTER ITS BORN IN A FEW MONTHS! BUT NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS, INSECURE AND SELFISH!

Jill: JEALOUS? ME? WE'RE ONLY IN A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE YOU KISSED ME AT A PARTY JUST TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS, AND HE KNOCKED YOU UP THE DAY AFTER WE GOT TOGETHER, AND YOU LET HIM! YOU USED ME, AND THEN YOU FELT BAD FOR ME SO YOU STAYED WITH ME! I BET YOU REGRET IT HUH? I BET YOU'D RATHER BE WITH A SHITTY, SMALL DICK PLAYER WHO GOT YOU PREGNANT AND THEN REFUSED TO BE IN THE BABY'S LIFE, AND IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING BORN YET!