Richie: boys, you know what time it is.
Amber: fortnite?
Richie: hop on fortnite
Charlie: fortnite?
Roman: fortnite time?!
Richie: hop on fortnite
Amber: ayo i'm booting up the game rn
Charlie: same
Ethan: tf goin on
Richie: guy stuff
Ethan: but i'm a guy too?
Richie: men stuff.
Ethan: if its men stuff why the fuck is Amber there but i'm not!? i wanna join!
Roman: no
Richie: don't go there, ambers one of the boys
Ethan: but she's a woman, why am i not one of the boys?
Richie: because you're not! and besides we already have a four man squad
Ethan: oh come on! why can't i join?!
Richie: she's one of us, you're not, now go away so we can play fortnite.
Quinn: dead game
Charlie: out.
Ethan: this is fucking ridiculous
Amber: sorry lil man
Ethan: you're always taking everything from me, how come everyone loves you but not me?
Amber: idk lol
Richie: i can list many reasons
Charlie: me too
Roman: three
Quinn: same
Mindy: ditto
Mindy: no one get liv or tara in here because they'll cream over her
Amber: mindy please, i'm getting ready for the annual fortnite crew reunion
Quinn: huh?
Richie: every Summer, every Halloween and every Christmas we hop on fortnite for nostalgia, us four.
Quinn: but summers nearly over tho
Charlie: we played throughout summer that's why most of us weren't as active
Roman: but since summer is ending
Amber: we had to get more matches in
Ethan: i hate you, stealing everything from me.
Amber: can't steal what you never had in the first place
Jill: OHHHHHHHHH DAMNNNNNN
Liv: actually fuck me amber
Tara: babe can you come over so we can play some board games and snuggle together? 🥰🎲
Amber: i'm sorry but-
Richie: SHE'S BUSY.
Tara: wha-
Richie: NO.
Tara: why won't you let her? she's MY girlfriend, not yours.
Richie: Duh, she's underage and gay
Mindy: if only he was like this in our movie eh?
Richie: what movie?
Mindy: oh fuck i forgot abt the fourth wall hold up they don't know the truth
Richie: truth?
Mindy: the stab movies, they were based off of us and for some reason they made Richie a pedophile
Richie: that's weird
Sam: so tf you mean fourth wall?
Mindy: i just wanted my deadpool moment god damn, we ain't breaking a fourth wall, this is real life ffs
Sam: well it never fucking feels like it because of horndog over there
Liv: fuck off
Sam: she already knew i was talking abt her, that says something.
Kirby: enough, come on let's go order some food, watch some Netflix.
Sam: okay
Wes: netflix and chill
Sam: OUT.
Richie: alr is everyone in the lobby
Amber: ye
Charlie: oui, si, yes, duh, da, ja.
Richie: idk what those words mean so you made them up
Charlie: it means yes
Richie: why didn't you just say that then
Charlie: i did? nevermind.
Roman: just joined
Richie: okay boys, so everyone's here?
Ethan: not quite
Richie: you're not joining, plain and simple.
Ethan: i wanna play fortnite tho, i never had anyone to play with so i never got the full nostalgia experience, i joined in chapter 2 season 5
Richie: get out of my house and never come back
Ethan: our house
Richie: no my house
Quinn: my house
Richie: our house
Ethan: my house
Richie: no my house
Wayne: my. house.
Richie: your house...
Ethan: yours
Quinn: mhm
Richie: anyway, you're not joining, we do it for fun, and nostalgia, we all joined in chapter 1 season 3, you're late asf, now go.
Ethan: would you have let me join if i joined in season 3 chapter 1?
Richie: no lol
Amber: tehehe
Tara: amber, can you come over tomorrow then?
Amber: sure okay yeah sure
Tara: wonderful! gracias niña bonita!
Amber: idk what that means but yeah
Quinn: help 😭
Richie: we ready to game boys?
Amber: hell yeah
Ethan: fuck you
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scream group chat fic
Fanficjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
