cheesestrings and sex

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Wes: liv looks like lotso from toy story because of the pink hair and she reminds me of a cuddly Teddy bear

Liv: i hope you choke on a dick

Wes: already have

Liv: wait what

Richie: shot on iphone

Wes: shut the fuck up richard

Sam: gotta tara

Tara: what

Sam: oh tara's still around?

Tara: I LIVE WITH YOU

Sam: oh yeah

Liv: you live with your sister?

Mindy: 🤭

Liv: MINDY I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU SAY IT I WILL COME OVER THERE AND UNCAP YOUR KNEES.

Mindy:

Liv:

Mindy: you still LIV? with your sister?

Liv: angy

Mindy: yo she just uncapped my knees

Chad: she said she would do it

Mindy: worth it, totally worth it. the joke was amazing.

Tara: give it to me im worth it

Liv: fif harmoni

Amber:

Tara: amber i was talking to you

Amber: what

Tara: seggs?

Sam: TARA

Tara: what?

Sam: you told me you were a virgin

Tara: i lied amber took my virginity and I'm damn proud of it

Richie: DAYUM SON

Sam: Tara are you fucking serious right now?

Sam: tara

Richie: SHORT BEAN

Liv: i think she's having sex i can hear her moaning and her house is two door's away from mine

Mindy: jesus why are they so loud

Chad: DID I JUST HEAR TARA SAY "oh fuck yes amber fuck me?"

Mindy: yes you did

Richie: bruh i can hear them and I'm stood on the opposite side of the street watching liv's house.

Liv: yeah- wait what

Richie: can i come in please

Liv: depends, what's your offering.

Richie: i have cheesestrings

Liv: come in

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Richie: are they still going at it?

Chad: i think they've stopped

Liv: nope round two.

Mindy: im never gonna get to sleep

Chad: liv-

Liv: no

Chad: okay

Chad: WES

Wes: what

Chad: go to tara's house go up to their room and scream at the top of your lungs "SHUT THE FUCK UP"

Wes: okay, my mom can hear them and she's concerned

Wes: I'm inside their house

Chad: how-

Wes: liv taught me

Liv: <3 proud parent

Wes: you're not my parent

Liv: k

Chad: did you tell them

Wes: yeah

Liv: did you go into their room

Wes: no

Liv: good. i don't want you traumatised for life

Tara: I'm pregnant

Sam: no you aren't tara

Tara: amber got me pregnant

Richie: shot on iphone

Amber: i didn't

Sam: it isn't possible anyways you need sperm

Richie:

Chad: GRU

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Chad: GRU

Mindy: KING

Liv: gorls

Sam: oh my fucking god richie 🙄

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