Tara: hey guys let's have a pizza party!
Mindy: sounds good where at?
Tara: amber's house
Amber: why do we always volunteer my house for parties
Quinn: bitch why do you think
Richie: your house is huge
Amber: so? tara's house is relatively big too just do it at her place
Tara: fair enough
Tara: party at my place i'll order a bunch of pizza's now
Sam: excuse me it's my house too i didn't agree to this
Tara: your opinion doesn't matter cause you literally have your own apartment
Tara: so who's coming
Liv: i will be once i see amber
Amber: stop
Tara: LIV FUCK OFF SHE'S TAKEN JUST STOP IT AND ACCEPT IT
Liv: um no
Tara: anyway who's coming to the party
Amber: me
Chad: me
Wes: me
Mindy: you best believe i'm going
Vince: me too
Liv: im only going for amber
Amber: fuck off
Ethan: me and quinn are going
Quinn: yeahhhh
Anika: i'll go too!
Mindy: i love you a lot
Anika: awww mindy i love you too!
Ethan: do you guys need me to bring a ladder
Tara: why would we need a ladder
Liv: so i can climb...
Amber: don't say it
Liv: on ambe-
Amber: stop shut the fuck up and sit down
Liv: how about i sit on your lap instead
Amber: i'd rather you don't do that
Tara: liv fuck off i'm the only one allowed to sit on her lap
Liv: stop being so selfish let someone else have her
Tara: no!
Amber: wes is also allowed to sit on my lap
Tara: excuse me?!
Wes: not in a romantic straight way
Amber: in a platonic besties way
Wes: once i was told i seemed really submissive and breedable so amber turned it into a joke and now i act like a bottom as a joke
Chad: you are a bottom
Wes: hey!-
Tara: i don't trust it
Amber: i'm not straight
Wes: she's a lesbian, and i like men and women
Tara: okay fine
Tara: amber can i sit on your lap
Amber: yeah
Liv: me too?
Tara: no.
Liv: aw man
Chad: so what's the context behind the whole 'anika hates ladders' thing?
Ethan: well, when we were back in NYC
Quinn: the city that never fucking sleeps
Ethan: let me finish
Ethan: so back in NYC me and quinn were messing around on a field and she took my shoe and threw it onto the roof and so anika being the lovely sweet baba she is offered to climb up the ladder to get it back for me
Anika: don't...just don't.
Ethan: and she got abt halfway up the ladder...and then the ladder had fell backwards and she broke her arm and now she's been traumatised by ladders ever since
Liv: amber is a really unstable ladder that i would want to climb
Amber: shut the fuck up
Tara: that's an odd analogy but anyway shut the fuck up you whore
Liv: WHA- HEY!
Tara: party timeeeee
Quinn: YEAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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Ethan: tara do you have any cheetos in the house?
Tara: um let me see
Tara:
Tara: no i don't sorry
Ethan: day ruined
Ethan: worst party ever
Ethan: food - 4/10
Ethan: host - 1/10
Ethan: party as a whole - 5/10
Ethan: fuck this i'm going to the gas station to buy sum cheetos
Mindy: can you get me some beef jerky
Ethan: no
Mindy: wow what a bitch
Amber: mindy that's rude
Mindy: shut up and go back to fucking tara until she can't walk straight
Liv: i wish she would fuck me until i can't walk straight
Amber: excuse me mindy?
Mindy: you heard me damn well faggot
Amber: WELL DAMN NIG--
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scream group chat fic
Fanfictionjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf