the gang has a pizza party and liv is horny

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Tara: hey guys let's have a pizza party!

Mindy: sounds good where at?

Tara: amber's house

Amber: why do we always volunteer my house for parties

Quinn: bitch why do you think

Richie: your house is huge

Amber: so? tara's house is relatively big too just do it at her place

Tara: fair enough

Tara: party at my place i'll order a bunch of pizza's now

Sam: excuse me it's my house too i didn't agree to this

Tara: your opinion doesn't matter cause you literally have your own apartment

Tara: so who's coming

Liv: i will be once i see amber

Amber: stop

Tara: LIV FUCK OFF SHE'S TAKEN JUST STOP IT AND ACCEPT IT

Liv: um no

Tara: anyway who's coming to the party

Amber: me

Chad: me

Wes: me

Mindy: you best believe i'm going

Vince: me too

Liv: im only going for amber

Amber: fuck off

Ethan: me and quinn are going

Quinn: yeahhhh

Anika: i'll go too!

Mindy: i love you a lot

Anika: awww mindy i love you too!

Ethan: do you guys need me to bring a ladder

Tara: why would we need a ladder

Liv: so i can climb...

Amber: don't say it

Liv: on ambe-

Amber: stop shut the fuck up and sit down

Liv: how about i sit on your lap instead

Amber: i'd rather you don't do that

Tara: liv fuck off i'm the only one allowed to sit on her lap

Liv: stop being so selfish let someone else have her

Tara: no!

Amber: wes is also allowed to sit on my lap

Tara: excuse me?!

Wes: not in a romantic straight way

Amber: in a platonic besties way

Wes: once i was told i seemed really  submissive and breedable so amber turned it into a joke and now i act like a bottom as a joke

Chad: you are a bottom

Wes: hey!-

Tara: i don't trust it

Amber: i'm not straight

Wes: she's a lesbian, and i like men and women

Tara: okay fine

Tara: amber can i sit on your lap

Amber: yeah

Liv: me too?

Tara: no.

Liv: aw man

Chad: so what's the context behind the whole 'anika hates ladders' thing?

Ethan: well, when we were back in NYC

Quinn: the city that never fucking sleeps

Ethan: let me finish

Ethan: so back in NYC me and quinn were messing around on a field and she took my shoe and threw it onto the roof and so anika being the lovely sweet baba she is offered to climb up the ladder to get it back for me

Anika: don't...just don't.

Ethan: and she got abt halfway up the ladder...and then the ladder had fell backwards and she broke her arm and now she's been traumatised by ladders ever since

Liv: amber is a really unstable ladder that i would want to climb

Amber: shut the fuck up

Tara: that's an odd analogy but anyway shut the fuck up you whore

Liv: WHA- HEY!

Tara: party timeeeee

Quinn: YEAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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Ethan: tara do you have any cheetos in the house?

Tara: um let me see

Tara:

Tara: no i don't sorry

Ethan: day ruined

Ethan: worst party ever

Ethan: food - 4/10

Ethan: host - 1/10

Ethan: party as a whole - 5/10

Ethan: fuck this i'm going to the gas station to buy sum cheetos

Mindy: can you get me some beef jerky

Ethan: no

Mindy: wow what a bitch

Amber: mindy that's rude

Mindy: shut up and go back to fucking tara until she can't walk straight

Liv: i wish she would fuck me until i can't walk straight

Amber: excuse me mindy?

Mindy: you heard me damn well faggot

Amber: WELL DAMN NIG--

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