Sam: guys i know this is like a terrible idea but what if we invite our parents to the group chat so we can all have family time
Amber: my parents fucked off
Richie: idk where tf my parents are
Liv: my parents are basic so I'm not inviting them
Tara: my dad left
Sam: okay damn-- what if i invite some of our family members, i know that my dad is billy loomis, chad and mindy have Randy as their uncle and we can just invite sidney and stu in case they randomly decide to adopt someone
Amber: okay
Sam added Sidney, Stu, Billy and Randy to the chat
Sidney: hello?
Billy: samantha.
Sam: Hey dad
Stu: what the fuck is even happening rn lol, daddy why are we in a group chat?
Billy: idk babe
Sam: daddy? Babe? YA'LL GOT SOMETHING YOU WANNA TELL ME?
Billy: well-
Stu: I'm fucking your dad and he really likes it
Billy: STU
Amber: damn this is wild i just wanted to committ arson and then make out with my girlfriend
Stu: oh my god.
Billy:
Stu: CAN I KEEP HER CAN I ADOPT HER
Billy: stu--
Stu: I'm adopting this one
Amber: oh okay
Stu: we're so much alike
Amber: are we
Stu: yes and I'm adopting you so stfu
Randy: what
Mindy: suspects.
Randy: oh my god hello my epic niece
Chad: HEY UNCLE
Randy: and my nephew
Chad: epic nephew?
Randy: basic nephew
Chad: DAMN
Mindy: BAHZNXNCMC
Chad: favouritism.
Sidney: okay so i don't know what's going on
Tara: I'm alone
Liv: UM
Vince: UNCLE STU
Stu: fuck off nephew you get no bitches
Liv: BAHXHCNSJYDBXBC
Sam: OKAY. so I've gathered you all here today so we can have family bonding time
Roman joined the chat
Sidney: oh no
Roman: hELLO
Sidney: roman go away
Roman: no
Sidney: HOW DID YOU EVEN JOIN THE CHAT ITS PRIVATE
Roman: hackerman
Billy: who's this?
Sidney: my annoying brother roman who won't leave me alone
Sidney: Hey guys it's me Roman
Sidney: ROMAN GET OFF OF MY PHONE WHAT THE FUCK
Roman: bye biiiiootchhh
Roman has left the chat
Stu:
Billy:
Mindy:
Liv:
Richie:
Sidney:
Randy: Sidney how many secret family members do you have
Sidney: i have a younger cousin named Jill
Randy: oh
Sidney: one time she asked to hang out with me and my friends when she was five so i threw her into a river.
Stu: i remember that
Sidney: she came back home drenched in water it was pretty funny
Richie: that sounds like the exact definition of "kick the baby" on South park
Sam: OHHHHH
Richie: YEAH WHEN THE OLDER SIBLING AND HIS FRIENDS KICK THE YOUNGER BROTHER FAR AWAY
Sidney: true
Liv: dayum
YOU ARE READING
scream group chat fic
Fanficjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
