Amber: i am kenough
Wes: ah i see she's now entered into her 'macho lesbianism' phase
Mindy: girlypop is really feeling the kenergy today
Mindy: you feeling the kenergy today amber? 🥺🥺🥺💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
Amber: yeah i am
Wes: she's just ken, and that's kenough.
Amber: oh i'm just ken, where i see love she sees a friend
Mindy: we know sweetie <3
Ethan: bro is talking about Tara, that's obviously because tara dumped her for me because i'm hotter, and i'm a MAN
Ethan: if i was a bisexual woman i would date a MAN anyday, like what woman is fr picking another woman when men are right there
Quinn: ethan we know you love men and you're a homosexual you don't have to say 'theoretically if i was a bisexual woman-' like we know you like men
Quinn: and that's okay
Quinn: beeeeeee who you areeeeeeee
Mindy: for your priiiiiidddeeeeeeee
Quinn: for your priiiiidddeeeeee
Mindy: yeah
Quinn: mhm yeah, anyway ethan listen, it's okay to be gay, we know you like sucking large male dicks, and you do that if it feels right for your pride okay?
Quinn: sister knows best
Ethan: for the last time i don't like men i like WOMEN
Mindy: name one
Ethan: me and tara are actually dating
Amber: i have your address i have your location i know where you live
Mindy: cap, ain't no way tara would dump Amber for this twink
Ethan: i am NOT a twink, me and chad literally go gym together
Chad: not anymore
Ethan: wha- WHY NOT?!
Chad: you sucked my dick while i was asleep one time you remember when you told everyone?
Ethan: no homo tho
Chad: NO HOMO?! be for real right now bro please
Ethan: i am being for real right now i am not a gay
Mickey: never back down never give up
Jill: please shut the fuck up
Mickey: where is stu and billy's child
Sam: here
Mickey: not you, the youngest
Sam: tara?
Mickey: no! the baby! the youngest!
Billy: you are not going anywhere near our baby
Mickey: I'm the uncle tho aren't i? i have a right?
Billy: no? also you only wanna see her because you are a literal pedophile
Mickey: cap
Billy: you admitted it ages ago tho
Mickey: never heard those words never said those words
Billy: you literally did-
Mickey: nope
Billy: you aren't coming anywhere near our baby, end of story.
Mickey: aw
Charlie: sum 1 jail this man rn fr
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scream group chat fic
Fanficjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
