Richie: guys look its me and amber from breaking bad we're in our own show look!
Richie:
Richie: amber, amber we need to cook.
Amber: actually fuck off you can't just do that
Richie: we're literally walter white and jesse what do you mean
Mindy:
Mindy:
Richie: FUCK OFF MINDY
Mindy: my name is gustavo fring, but you may call me gus.
Richie: actually fuck off you're not even funny we're better than you
Amber: why are we photoshopping our faces terribly onto breaking bad characters
Richie: cause me and you cook meth
Tara: YOU COOK WHAT
Richie: i already told you tara, we cook cakes that look like meth for meth addicts instead of giving them
real meth.Richie: we're curing highness
Mindy: you ain't curing shit
Richie: shut. the fuck. up.
Tara: i literally have a loaded shotgun, and you better be telling me the truth richie or else i am firing this through you.
Richie:
Liv: didn't know she had it in her
Tara: and as for amber if you're also lying to me im banishing you to the couch.
Amber: whatever
Tara: and no more sex for a month
Amber: NO
Amber: i mean- we aren't lying...we're trying to help meth addicts...
Tara: right...
Jill: real
Richie: oh hey Jill how'd you enjoy that meth we sold you?
Jill: don't say that out loud or i-
Olivia: say what now
Jill: terrific, look what you've done richie, you fucking stupid cunt.
Olivia: her phone is mine now and she's being locked in her room again
Roman: lol rip bozo
Mickey: gurl really gets grounded by her own girlfriend for doing meth and swearing?
Mickey: whipped
Roman: no fr tho like she's actually so whipped now, like we used to say it as a joke but now--
Olivia: no one gets whipped
Roman: except Jill
Olivia: no she doesn't get whipped
Roman: 🧢
Olivia: what's that
Roman: cap
Olivia: yeah but what does it mean
Roman: ARE YOU FUCKING STUPI-
Charlie: it means that you're lying, so If someone says "cap" it means they're saying you are lying
Olivia: oh ok
Olivia: but I'm not lying
Roman: have you been sexually abusing my baby cousin?!
Sidney: baby cousin? go kill yourself you were wishing she was dead five seconds ago
Roman: as if you don't hate her too
Sidney: oh yeah i hate her more than anyone else she's really annoying
Roman: i know right! she's so god damn annoying
Sidney: fucking hate that little bitch-
Roman: oh fr fr
Olivia: guys! Seriously?
Chad: seeing brother and sister agree is so cute
Chad: unlike some people
Chad:
Mindy:
Mindy: go fuck yourself
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scream group chat fic
Fanficjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf