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Richie: guys look its me and amber from breaking bad we're in our own show look!

Richie:

Richie: amber, amber we need to cook

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Richie: amber, amber we need to cook.

Amber: actually fuck off you can't just do that

Richie: we're literally walter white and jesse what do you mean

Mindy:

Mindy:

Richie: FUCK OFF MINDY

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Richie: FUCK OFF MINDY

Mindy: my name is gustavo fring, but you may call me gus.

Richie: actually fuck off you're not even funny we're better than you

Amber: why are we photoshopping our faces terribly onto breaking bad characters

Richie: cause me and you cook meth

Tara: YOU COOK WHAT

Richie: i already told you tara, we cook cakes that look like meth for meth addicts instead of giving them
real meth.

Richie: we're curing highness

Mindy: you ain't curing shit

Richie: shut. the fuck. up.

Tara: i literally have a loaded shotgun, and you better be telling me the truth richie or else i am firing this through you.

Richie:

Liv: didn't know she had it in her

Tara: and as for amber if you're also lying to me im banishing you to the couch.

Amber: whatever

Tara: and no more sex for a month

Amber: NO

Amber: i mean- we aren't lying...we're trying to help meth addicts...

Tara: right...

Jill: real

Richie: oh hey Jill how'd you enjoy that meth we sold you?

Jill: don't say that out loud or i-

Olivia: say what now

Jill: terrific, look what you've done richie, you fucking stupid cunt.

Olivia: her phone is mine now and she's being locked in her room again

Roman: lol rip bozo

Mickey: gurl really gets grounded by her own girlfriend for doing meth and swearing?

Mickey: whipped

Roman: no fr tho like she's actually so whipped now, like we used to say it as a joke but now--

Olivia: no one gets whipped

Roman: except Jill

Olivia: no she doesn't get whipped

Roman: 🧢

Olivia: what's that

Roman: cap

Olivia: yeah but what does it mean

Roman: ARE YOU FUCKING STUPI-

Charlie: it means that you're lying, so If someone says "cap" it means they're saying you are lying

Olivia: oh ok

Olivia: but I'm not lying

Roman: have you been sexually abusing my baby cousin?!

Sidney: baby cousin? go kill yourself you were wishing she was dead five seconds ago

Roman: as if you don't hate her too

Sidney: oh yeah i hate her more than anyone else she's really annoying

Roman: i know right! she's so god damn annoying

Sidney: fucking hate that little bitch-

Roman: oh fr fr

Olivia: guys! Seriously?

Chad: seeing brother and sister agree is so cute

Chad: unlike some people

Chad:

Mindy:

Mindy: go fuck yourself













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