Quinn: ohmygod guys amber went full lesbian she has a fucking eyebrow slit
Quinn: that's genuinely so hot
Quinn: if she wasn't taken i would let her hit, but she ain't so i just gotta simp
Liv: oh my god i'm gonna cream
Tara: excuse me?
Liv: ya'll need to stop simping over my sexy woman
Quinn: delulu is not the selulu honey <3
Wes: i knew the day would come where she'd get an eyebrow slit lmao
Tara: @amber
Tara:
Tara: @AMBER
Amber: oh hi babe
Tara: did you get an eyebrow slit?
Amber: why do you ask?
Tara: answer me yes or no.
Amber: yes?
Tara: DID YOU SERIOUSLY FUCKING CUT YOURSELF JUST SO PEOPLE KNOW YOU'RE A LESBIAN?!
Amber:
Amber: maybe
Tara: you are so sleeping on the couch tonight, but it still makes u look hot so after we smash you're sleeping on the couch
Sidney: why are ya'll so stupidly horny
Sidney: get a job
Sidney: buy a dog
Sidney: go on holiday
Sidney: jus stop being gay and horny
Tara: you're not my mom
Sidney: thank god i'm not
Roman: but ur old enough to be one bitch
Sidney: you're literally older than me
Roman: the thing is, i didn't ask.
Sidney: ur a real pain in my ass sometimes
Roman: are u sure that's not the hemorrhoids?
Sidney: OH MY- FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP BEING SUCH A CUNT
Ethan: guys i ran someone over and also got a speeding ticket
Wayne: excuse me? you're not old enough to drive!
Wayne: who taught you.
Quinn: guilty
Wayne: quinn, come on you're better than this
Quinn: but dad, he ran someone over
Wayne: okay, fair enough.
Sidney: how tf is that considered normal in any way? wtf
Roman: you sound slow sis
Sidney: OH FUCK OFF BITCH
Mindy: i've risen from my grave to see the Amber eyebrow slit
Mindy: where she at where she at
Amber:
Mindy: oh my god
Mindy: you look so edgy rn bro i'm not even gonna lie
Amber:
Mindy: OW DON'T FUCKING STAB ME
Mindy: FUCK DIS IM GOING BACK TO MY BATCAVE
Liv: someone give me her whereabouts please because i think she's taken her bed and moved it somewhere that isn't her house
Chad: she promised me burger king if i didn't snitch
Liv: are you gonna snitch? for me 🥺🥺
Chad:
Chad: no.
Liv: why not?!
Chad: i'm a man of my word.
Mindy: you only want the food
Chad: yeah you're right
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scream group chat fic
Fanficjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
