scream group chat fic

yeah, i'm also inside your house.

Liv: we should all do something fun

Jill: no

Liv: fine we'll all go without you, everyone apart from you

Jill: nevermind, i'll go but if it's fucking something stupid i'm leaving

Quinn: my name is something stupid

Ethan: no your name is quinn

Wayne: i'm gonna brutally murder both of you...

Ethan: huh-?

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Wayne: what's wrong son?

Ethan: did you say something or am i delusional?

Wayne: you're delusional son, now go back to bed 😊

Ethan: wow oka-

Wayne: GO TO BED.

Ethan: yes sir

Quinn: rip

Chad: so what do you propose we all do liv?

Liv: well one of the options was me giving you a blowjob

Chad: and the second option?

Liv: we could all go on holiday

Chad: the second option please

Liv: dang it.

Liv: oh nooooo look at that all of the flights are booked that's too bad ))))):

Chad: oh- well then we could always go somewhere else on holiday-

Liv: every other holiday is booked, every single one.

Liv: guess you've only got one option left Chad, come on, take em off

Chad: oh! wait! we could go to a theme park! :D

Liv:

Liv: all of the theme parks are shut-

Wes: alright that's enough of that, let's go to the theme park

Liv: fucking hate you.

Liv: little fuckin bleachhead bitch.

Liv: hope you die.

Chad: is everyone going?

Sam: yeah

Amber: i am going

Sam: me too

Amber: that's cool and all, but i'm inside your house Sam

Sam: why

Amber: fucking your sister

Sam: alr just don't get her pregegnent

Amber: i mean- i can't do that anyway but like- sure?

Amber: how would i even do that-

Vince: you could scissor her so hard that the baby pops up inside her and become fetus

Amber:

Amber: none of that made sense but okay then-

Quinn: oh i love it and i hate it at the same time

Quinn: you and i drink the poison from the same vine-

Jill: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Jill: JUST SHUT UP.

Quinn: oh i-

Jill: your talking meter has filled up for today, now shut the fuck up.

Quinn:

Quinn: runnin' from the daylight...

Jill: shut. the fuck. up.