Mindy: once again we are in need of a chat, topic of discussion, amber freeman. again...
Amber: what did i do now
Mindy: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW?! I- DOES YOUR BRAIN JUST SHUTDOWN AFTER YOU SAY THE NO NO WORD?!
Amber:
Amber: idk i'm just a liar
Mindy:
Amber: idk what this woman wants from me can sum 1 explain pls
Chad: amber r u a rasict?
Amber: ohhh okay
Mindy: wha-
Mindy: HE DIDN'T EVEN SPELL IT RIGHT!
Chad: shush, amber just likes me more.
Amber: he's right i like him more than you mindy
Mindy: fuck off
Ethan: quick question quick question
Mindy: not the best time
Ethan: gay son or thot daughter?
Mindy:
Mindy: what-
Ethan: gay son or thot daughter
Mindy: context?
Ethan: which would u rather have
Amber: neither
Ethan: right...
Wayne: neither
Ethan: right, Chad what about you?
Chad: gay son
Ethan: ooh nice choice
Ethan: thanks guys...
Quinn: you guys like WWE?
Ethan: fuck
Chad: hell yeah i do
Ethan: NO CHAD YOU DONT PLS SAY NO
Quinn: come here you little shit
Vince: kraft mac and cheese, if your parents don't buy it, stop loving them.
Kirby: what-
Mindy: so good you'll wanna fire your grandma
Chad: you guys wrexham fans?
Ethan: if you don't like it i'll fucking find you
Kirby: i hate babysitting
Jill: hey bitch i didn't know you were alive, who are you babysitting for?
Kirby: samantha
Jill: oh ew
Quinn: i'm going to skin you alive
Jill: shut up ginger
Kirby: Jill you can't fight a kid just leave it be bro
Jill: yes i can i've fought a kid multiple times
Amber: and you got humbled
Jill: no i didn't stfu i'll bury you
Kirby: jesus christ Jill
Jill: anyway they aren't her kids she doesn't have kids how r u babysitting
Kirby: well since they're tara's friends all of them + tara can't look after themselves so sam usually has to tag along and make sure they don't do some jackass type shit or end up dead
Jill: not surprising in the slightest
Jill: where's she at again, and why aren't you babysitting tara?
Kirby: on holiday
Jill: fucking dickheads, i wanted to go on holiday ):<
Quinn: too bad
Jill: I'm gonna eat your fucking dog
Kirby: Jill go home
Jill: why don't you babysit this dumbass one then?
Kirby: she's not my responsibility
Jill: ok
Chad: kirby
Kirby: what
Chad: can we have your van keys so we can go get food?
Kirby: no you can't have my fucking van keys, i'll just drive you guys there just ask me
Chad: yay
Kirby: what do ya'll want
Chad: i'll have chinese food
Ethan: a bag of cheetos
Mindy: i don't want anything
Kirby: cheetos and chinese food?-
Ethan: separately, he's the one having chinese food and i only want my cheetos
Kirby: ok
Chad: can we watch a movie in your van on your laptop
Kirby: it's for official FBI business only
Ethan: yeah but like can we watch a movie on your laptop
Kirby: what did i just-
Kirby: you know what? fine.
Chad: yay!
Kirby: what movie
Ethan: kung fury
Chad: yeah put kung fury on
Kirby: fine
Mindy: im just gonna be on my phone the whole time
Chad: dingus
Mindy: you're a dingus
Chad: no you are
Mindy: it's you
Kirby: just shut up and watch the fucking movie
Chad: okay
Kirby: finally some quiet
Quinn: kraft mac and cheese, you'll take it to the freshman dance...and you'll get to first base
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scream group chat fic
Fiksi Penggemarjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
