send a bitch to jesus

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Liv: morning squad

Jill: actually fuck off

Liv: you love me

Jill: no, i hate you i wish you were six feet under

Sidney: like how you like to be six feet under your girlf-

Jill: kys old ass bitch

Sidney: fuck off

Jill: that's what i thought

Richie: pimento cheese

Quinn: nah where the fuck did he come from?

Richie: my mom

Quinn:

Quinn: not really the response i was expecting but okay

Ethan: hey everyone (:

Jill: i swear to god this dude is the only person in the entire chat that i remotely like and i ain't even talked to him

Ethan: thank you

Jill: he's the most normal motherf-

Roman: the king has arrived

Jill: FUCK OFF YOU CUNT

Roman: bitch no im older than you

Jill: i can tell, yo wrinkles be older than the dinosaurs

Roman: oh yeah? And can you tell us how old the dinosaurs are?

Jill:

Jill: fuck off

Roman: dumbass

Jill: choke on a dick

Roman: i ain't gay

Roman: wish i could say the same for you

Jill: i hate you so so so so so much

Mindy: I've come to the conclusion that Richie, Jill, Vince and Liv are physically incapable of not fucking up

Liv: go fuck yourself

Vince: accurate

Jill: i think liv's is really accurate

Liv: i will send you to jesus

Jill: you can't because i'm already thotting it up in hell

Mickey: keep thotting it up in hell queen we gonna miss you 😿💔

Richie: i wanna bed time go

Sam: then go you fucking nighthawk I'm the only one in this god damn fucking household who gets any fucking sleep

Richie: sam, you and me are literally the only people in this household

Liv: cap im under your floorboards

Sam: get out

Liv: what if i don't wanna

Sam: then i'll be happy to escort you out (:

Mickey: why does the smile make it even more menacing

Sam: (:

Mickey: stop

Stu: 🥵

Mickey: that wasn't necessary tbh

Stu: wanna weed

Mickey: say what now?

Jill: i hate

Anika: whatchu hate

Jill: you

Anika: i don't even know you

Jill: fair enough

Sidney: jill shut the fuck up for once

Jill: no fuck you sidney, no way.

Roman: i'll send todd alquist on you

Sidney:

Sidney: who the fu-


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