Mindy: indyana lænd
Wes: dayum man
Mindy: bilbo bhaguins hahæhuhæhhuh
Chad: can you stop being a stoner
Mindy: a what
Wes: weed addicted
Mindy: ohhh tha grass okay okay yes
Wes: yeah- the "grass"
Tara: she's too high to even realise what's going on or who we are
Mindy: wait i think
Mindy: i thanej i knowe who you people is
Chad: i should fucking hope so sis
Wes: she's stoned beyond relief
Mindy: that's my brother
Mindy: and that's marty mcdonaldinfly
Wes: no- i-
Liv: jeebus mcfuckme
Mindy: thates amber
Liv: yes i am
Amber: identity theft is not a joke, claim your own identity back before i identify this knife into your god damn skull
Liv:
Liv: yes daddy
Amber: what the fuck no
Tara: EXCUSE YOU LIV MCKENZIE THAT IS MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW SHE IS MY DADDY ONLY
Amber:
Amber: I'm not even a guy-
Mindy: this is
Mindy: tamson and andy
Tara: close enough
Amber: no, it's not.
Richie: don't worry i'm going to confiscate her weed and force a bottle of water down her throat
Mindy: Rick
Richie: rickchie
Mindy: rickchie! yes! that's you!
Richie: SHE KNOWS MY NAME YESSSS
Mindy: rickchie rickchie rickchie!
Richie: I'VE CURED THE HIGHNESS
Amber: this dumbass can't do anything right so i volunteer that Sam does it
Sam: why me
Amber: you were mindy's babysitter at some point
Mindy: BEBE???
Amber: shut the fuck up
Amber: also you are the most mature out of all of us
Wes:
Wes: well you know i-
Amber: shut it
Amber: and wes would probably get beaten up trying to give her water
Amber: liv would join in on the weed
Amber: Chad actually could to be honest-
Amber: i just wouldn't
Amber: Tara would just tell her to stop and yell at her
Tara: hey!
Amber: okay send Chad to feed her water
Chad: mindy, open up i've got...more grass for you.
Mindy: GRASS
Chad: open
Mindy: teasteuy
Chad:
Amber:
Chad: just let that sink in she'll be fine later
Vince: i could've done it
Liv: NO.
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scream group chat fic
Fiksi Penggemarjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
