MINDYS BITCHES
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Liv: I'm back from mcdonalds
Amber: yo bestie you got my gun?
Liv: you know it queen
Chad: why are we all texting over chat if we're all in the same room?
Wes: why should we socialise in physical form when we can just ignore eachothers visual presence and talk online?
Tara:
Chad: true
Tara: LIV WHY ARE THE POLICE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
Liv: i shot the mcdonalds cashier because i didn't have enough money and she refused to give me my food
Tara: WHAT THE FUCK
Liv: I'm gonna hide upstairs and if the police come knocking tell them you saw me run into the woods and far away.
Tara: OKAY
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*Knock Knock*
"Hello officer what may i do for you?"
"We're looking for a girl with pink hair, her car is in your driveway outside your house so we wanna look around"
"I saw her run into the woods"
"Really?"
"Yeah"
"Hope you don't mind if we look around though"
"UM NO."
"Why?"
"My girlfriend and i were having sex"
"Oh- um...alright then we'll just- go search the woods"
"Tara are they gone?"
"Yes chad"
"LIV YOU CAN COME OUT NOW"
"IM BISEXUAL"
"GOOD FOR YOU LIV BUT NOT WHAT I MEANT THE POLICE ARE GONE"
"OH OKAY"
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Liv: ayo tara why was there a bunch of shifty stuff under your bed?
Tara: um-
Chad: let's eat mcdonalds to celebrate liv not being arrested for a third time!
Mindy: WOO
Chad: MINDY STOP DRINKING THE BEERS
Mindy: hi im mindy and i'm 0 days sober
Wes: we been knew
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scream group chat fic
Fanficjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
