sidney can't catch a break

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Liv: @sidney MILF MILF MILF MILF

Liv: MARRY ME

Randy: bro no if she were to marry anyone i guarantee she would choose me

Stu: AHAHAHAHAHA YEAH RIGHT DORK 😝

Randy: fuck you stu

Stu: she had two boyfriends. two. one of which is my edgy hubby wubby. and also she has a husband now.

Stu: and she never blinked once at you buddy, give it up its been years since we were teens.

Billy: yeah dude she did like me before she found out i enjoyed murder and fucking killed her mo-

Tatum: okayyyyy one tree hill will be right back

Randy: im sure she does like me...she just...

Liv: MILF MILF MILF MILF

Richie: she is so fucking fine bro

Liv: i know right

Sidney: okay what the actual fuck

Liv: MARRY ME SIDNEY

Sidney: i have a husband and kids stop

Richie: oh yeah? and what's his name

Sidney: his name is...

Sidney: his...

Sidney: his name is......

Billy: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR OWN FUCKING HUSBANDS NAME

Sidney: SHUT THE FUCK UP BILLY YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD TO ME

Billy: ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU WEREN'T A GOOD GIRLFRIEND THATS WHY DEREK LEFT YOU, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY THAT OTHER GUY IS MARRIED TO YOU.

Sidney: OH FUCK YOU

Jennifer: isn't his name like kincaid or something?

Randy: no that's the guy from nightmare on elm street 3

Roman: shut the fuck up dork

Stu: finally someone who gets me! Sidney your brother is fucking awesome!

Sidney: no. no he's not...

Roman: i totally am

Jill: no you're not

Olivia: Jillllll come back to bedddd

Jill: alright then

Roman: YOU ARE SO WHIPPED

Roman: YOU ARE LITERALLY SO FUCKING WHIPPED OH MY GOD

Jill: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE NOT FUCKING FUNNY DILLWEED

Roman: most whipped woman on earth

Wes: actually that would be amber she loves her girlfriend dearly and i support them all the way through

Amber: did i ask for your fucking opinion?

Wes: im being nice why

Amber: sorry force of habit I'm always fucking mean you dipshit

Wes: fine i'll allow it

Tara: amberrrr come on we need to get the condoms before the store shuutssss

Amber: don't say that out loud

Sam: wait so how- 🤨

Sam: how-

Richie: one sentence, amber has a penis.

Amber: NO

Amber: no i don't we're buying them for liv because she's fucking lazy and wants some ready for the next guy she has sex with.

Liv: that is true honestly

Mindy: whore

Liv: i knew you missed this chat 😉

Mindy: okay no i'm leaving again

Liv: come back babygirl

Mindy: never call me that again

Roman: so back on topic

Roman: sidney

Sidney: NO

Mickey: this chat is pure fucking comedy i've literally bought a cherry coke and some popcorn and had them whilst i read through this fuckery

Richie: bro is smart

Roman: love the food and drink combo, but mountain dew is my favourite drink tho you could've chose better.

Mickey: Don't focus on me, please, do continue.

Charlie: right so back on topic, she doesn't know her own husbands name?

Sidney: i do know my husbands name you little shit

Charlie: excuse you i'm just being logical and polite

Billy: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HIS NAME YOU ARE A TERRIBLE FUCKING WIFE I HOPE HE DUMPS YOUR ASS

Sidney: FUCK YOU

Billy: NO FUCK YOU!

Charlie: unlike some people...

Tatum: sounds like we have some...
✨️ex drama✨️

Randy: You're not helping

Tatum: i know

Sidney: NO FUCK THIS IM OUT DONT TALK TO ME

Billy: fuck off honestly

Stu: billy boo

Billy: not right now

Liv:

Liv: what did i do














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