scream group chat fic

meta runner is awesome watch it

Richie: has anyone watched meta runner

Richie: has anyone watched meta runner has anyone watched has anyone watched meta runner

Richie: has anyone anyone watched has has watched anyone has anyone watched meta runner has anyone-

Wes: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Richie: has anyone watched it tho

Wes: no

Amber: no

Sam: no one's watched it apart from me and Richie because Richie forced me to

Tara: what's it about

Sam: i don't even know i had no clue what was going on but to cut things short there was

Sam: there was a blue haired girl who thought ducks were cool, there was a video game character who's a kid and he likes throwing coconuts at people, and there was an evil egirl, there wassss....a weeb, an emo, and there was a strong tall girl with red and orange hair like fire and she was dating a purple haired girl and they were together and all that and then blue haired chick died and went to technology heaven with video game boy and then purple haired girl came back to life and they all lived happily ever after

Richie: SO YOU DID PAY ATTENTION

Sam: all i can remember tbh

Richie: the gay couple (belle and lucinia) remind me of amber and tara because one short one tall one angry other short one strong one short one-

Tara: we get it asshole i'm short now shut the fuck up before i tie your kneecaps together without you realising

Richie:

Amber: daaaammmmnnnnnn

Chad: hold up how tf can someone tie someone's kneecaps together

Mindy: flex tape

Wes: Flex Tape is a super strong waterproof tape that can instantly patch, bond, and seal virtually anything. It can be applied on dry or wet surfaces and it even works underwater. Flex Tape's powerful adhesive bonds instantly sticks to almost any surface and actually gets stronger with time and pressure.

Liv: OH SO YOU WANNA TRY THAT SHIT ON ME?!?! BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER

Liv: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Liv: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Liv: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Amber: LIV SHUT THE FUCK UP LITERALLY NO ONE ASKED YOU TO DO THAT

Liv: HE CHALLENGED ME

Amber: NO HE DIDN'T YOU CRAZY HOE

Wes: i did

Sam: WESLEY GOD DAMN IT

Amber nonononono liv don--

Liv: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Amber: FUCKING END MY LIFEEEEEE