Jill: morning fucks
Amber: yo
Mickey: sup
Liv: hellooooo
Billy: wha
Olivia: hi!
Sidney: it was so nice until you showed up, stop tryna get involved in convos that ur not in
Olivia: she's my girlfriend
Sidney: did i ask? no, exactly, shut the fuck up
Jill: sid please
Roman: shut up Jill i wanna see Sidney roast your hoe like a christmas goose
Jill: i hate you
Charlie: you don't roast geese?
Roman: shut up nerd i fucked your mom
Sidney: fine, i'll leave it be for now.
Jill: fucking thank you? Jesus christ, sorry about that olivia
Olivia: oh it's fine, i understand...
Sidney: omg stop being such a cornball istg
Roman: she rlly thinks she's the main character
Jill: ENOUGH FFS
Liv: guys
Roman: WHAT
Jill: WHAT
Liv: i found a baby on the side of the road with no parents who wants it
Charlie: shouldn't you give it to an orphanage?
Liv: no lol?
Olivia: me and Jill will take it!
Jill: um no?
Sidney: jesus christ whore isn't the fatass baby that's already in your stomach good enough for you?
Olivia:
Olivia: nevermind...uh- maybe someone else should take the kid?
Sidney: exactly bitch
Jill: sid pls stawp
Tara: Me and Amber will be it's moms
Chad: wait but what if me and Wes want to be it's parents
Amber: no it's too late
Liv: if i'm giving the baby to anyone it's not gonna be fucking Tara
Tara: excuse me fuck you i desperately want a kid
Ethan: then go with a dude
Tara: no
Ethan: why not, aren't u bi
Tara: yeah but i love amberrrrrr and i wanna be pregnant with her baby
Quinn: who's gonna tell her
Tara: oh fuck off you know what i mean
Quinn: it's literally just science
Amber: she's right babe, just drop it
Ethan: i'll fucking drop you
Chad: so do me and wes get the baby?
Liv: well-
Sam: me and kirby wouldn't mind taking it if that's okay
Kirby: huh?
Liv: absolutely, here you go, don't bother with cash just take it.
Sam: wasn't gonna pay anyway but ok
Liv: ok rude
Quinn: liv you literally just found it on the side of the road and took it, ofc she's not gonna pay
Liv: shutup bitch
Quinn: you love me
Liv: i do
Liv: you love me
Quinn: i don't
Liv: aw mannnnn
Kirby: sam what are we agreeing to again?
Sam: we found a baby, we're gonna parent it to the best of our ability; and if we can't then we'll just give it to a stable orphanage so it goes to a better home
Kirby: oh shit you could've warned me
Sam: sorry
Kirby: it's fine
Kirby: also we'll totally be able to parent it i dunno why you think we couldn't
Sam: well you're always at work and i'm recovering from therapy
Kirby: oh yeah i didn't think of that
Sam: so, orphanage or nah?
Kirby: i feel bad leaving it cuz it's a cute bebe, but it needs a better home. But if i find out the new parents are abusing it i'm taking that child back
Sam: deal
Liv:
Liv: wtf just happened
Quinn: why are they having a civil agreement about a child they just got handed like 5 seconds ago 😭
Charlie: well they're being normal, functioning humans, so good for them
Stu: i think you should kill yourself i'm gonna be honest
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scream group chat fic
Fanfictionjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
