scream group chat fic

the musical terrorist brigade

Amber: guys can i ask you all a favour

Quinn: yeah sure

Tara: anything babe x

Liv: perish

Amber: so i know this is on short notice, however, me, wes, mindy and chad started a band and we're performing our first gig tonight at the local bar

Sam: the one where vince is always blackout drunk at?

Amber: yeah that one, so if it's not too much trouble could you guys come watch us tonight? Drinks are on wes cause his mom is loaded and i stole her credit card

Wes: yeah, wait you stole her credit card?

Amber: yeah how else would we pay for the drinks

Wes: well now that you mention it...

Amber: we just need to know if we suck or rock, so if you guys could come that'd be nice, also i'm bribing you guys with free drinks, so you kind of have to

Sam: damn okay we're in

Tara: you started a band and you didn't even tell me until the night you were performing?

Amber: yeah?

Tara: now that you say that, i was wondering why you kept leaving for hours during the week.

Liv: cause she's cheating on you with a girl named lydia you should totally break up with her

Tara: so what are you in the band?

Amber: i'm vocals, wes is bass, mindy is lead guitar and chad is on drums

Tara: you hate singing

Amber: i wanted to be lead guitar but mindy insisted that she sounded like an androgynous baby on crack, so i had to

Jill: oh boy i can't wait to see the dumbass brigade perform tonight, wooooo...so excited.

Amber: you don't have to come y'know

Jill: no its fine, i guess i'll go.

Amber: but you don't have to-

Jill: I SAID I'LL GO.

Jill: but you owe me babygirl

Amber:

Amber: she just wants the drinks

Sam: who doesn't

Anika: mindy i'll be cheering you on from the crowd x

Mindy: wait you're coming?

Anika: yeah? obviously

Mindy: shit.

Liv: she's cheating on you that's why she doesn't want you to come

Mindy: what? that's not fucking true?

Anika: oh yeah liv? please tell me what her name is.

Liv: her name is...Cheryl! Her name is Cheryl

Anika: no one in this town is called cheryl, get out of it.

Liv: aw, cheating scandal 😢

Sidney: please tell me olivia isn't coming tonight

Jill: yeah

Sidney: olivia you should kill yourself

Jill: SID!

Roman: oh my god i love this

Mickey: where the fuck did you come from?

Roman: i appeared from the depths of hell, and you can't talk you just appeared too

Mickey: you can't shut this down bbg

Roman: also just to be clear im only going tonight so i can get shitfaced

Mickey: same

Amber: some family you are

Roman: you were adopted and your parents don't love you

Amber: how'd you know?

Tara: alright guys we'll see you tonight

Quinn: can i be backing vocals

Amber: idk it's kind of last minute

Quinn: well what song is it?

Amber: bad romance

Quinn: i love bad romance 😢

Ethan: fortnite festival

Quinn: shut tf up

Quinn: amber please im a really good singer

Amber: damn well why don't you just take over main vocals for me then?

Quinn: nah i'll pass, i'll be backing vocals

Amber: yeah of course you fucking would.

Amber: but fine, show up on time or you aren't getting drinks from judy's credit card

Quinn: sir yes sir

Billy: i have a very strong feeling that tonight is gonna end with Amber running away from Judy after she finds out about the credit card

Stu: that's our girl

-

"No way people actually liked our band"
Amber says

"It was all me" quinn calls from the back

"Whatever we're celebrating, HEY EVERYONE!" Amber pulls out judy's credit card and waves it in the air.

"DRINKS ON JUDYYYYYY WHEEEEYYYY"

Judy at the back of the crowd feels in her pockets before running through the crowd. "HEY! YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU'RE GETTING ARRESTED FOR THAT COME HERE"

Amber hops off stage and runs out the bar.

"Told you so" billy says chugging a whiskey

"GO BITCH GO" stu yells

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AMBER'S bitches (+liv)
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Mindy: amber? did you get caught?

Mindy: hello?

Tara:

Wes:

Chad:

Quinn:

Amber:

Amber: THAT HOE DIDN'T CATCH ME SLIPPING WHEEEEEYYYYYY

Mindy: AYEEEEEEE

Tara: dear lord.