amber freeman simps

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Richie: GUYS LETS ALL HAVE A SLEEPOVER AT AMBER'S HOUSE BECAUSE SHE GETS BITCHES AND HAS A HUGE HOUSE

Liv: amber has that big dick energy

Chad: i don't mean to be rude, but amber scares the shit out of me she's terrifying

Richie: why! she's awesome!

Chad: she literally carries a knife around with her everywhere she goes because "these hoes can't catch me slipping"

Richie: i think she makes a good point tho and that's fair

Chad: she chased me around with a knife because i caught her making out with tara

Amber: hey

Chad: richie was saying something about amber, weren't you Richie?

Richie: what! No it was Liv!

Liv: nah it was definitely wes

Chad: yeah it was wes

Richie: definitely wes

Wes: wow

Amber: okay anyways everyone just come to my house and bring food because you guys literally ate all of my food.

Chad: that was me

Amber: at least you're honest.

Tara: amber come back to bed

Sam: tara

Tara: so we can continue doing homework. and watching an educational non homosexual movie.

Sam: i support lgbt but im just amberphobic

Richie: DONT YOU DARE BE AMBERPHOBIC

Wes: fuck amberphobic people

Amber: guys there's no such thing as "amberphobia" it's just a case of my girlfriend's older sister having a huge vendetta and grudge against me for fucking her younger sister.

Mindy: very true

Liv: Hey babe

Mindy: im not your babe you're boring

Liv: you didn't call me boring last night when i chained you to that bed

Wes: wait when did that happen

Mindy:

Tara: oh shit mindy you horny bitch!

Sam: language

Tara: fuck off

Sam: TARA

Mindy: okay so um...it...it was a one time. thing.

Liv: you liked my tongue down your throat

Mindy: stop <3

Amber: 4k 4k 4k

Richie: shot on iphone

Liv: mindy will you date me

Mindy: no it was a one time thing and i never said anything about liking it

Liv: oh sureee

Wes: ooh shit

Mindy: send help she's feeling me up

Liv: you like that?

Mindy: liv please get off of my lap and exit my house quietly

Liv: im gonna start moaning really loudly so that your mom hears us

Mindy: liv, liv no.

Chad: liv please don't im in the other room with wes and we can hear you if you do that.

Mindy: thank you Chad

Liv: fine

Mindy:

Liv: you still enjoyed it.

Mindy: maybe

Richie: I'm gonna chef up a newborn baby in a frying pan

Sam: richie no

Richie: jk i hate the way kids taste, their bones are so crunchy and it's not good

Sam: richie what the fuck




















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