fuck you and your hawaiian shirts

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Stu: i've got a great family bonding idea

Wes: well hello to you too

Stu: hello

Wes: hi

Stu: anyway, all of us, could have...a BARBECUE at MY HOUSE today at like 12 what are we THINKING?

Billy: odd use of caps

Stu: shut the FUCK up or else i will RAIL YOU up the ASS

Billy: is that supposed to be a threat

Stu: yeah

Billy: oh ok

Sam: i hate having two dads

Charlie: ain't you gay?

Sam: stop reminding me that i've become what i hated

Tara: oh so you were homophobic, not amberphobic

Sam: yeah

Mindy: we been knew

Stu: barbecue who's coming

Tara: we been knew that sam says "i'm coming" when she's in her room with kirby reed

Sam: can you not

Sam: you literally fucking make every conversation we have gay, just stop you fucking midget

Billy: enough kids

Stu: so who comin to the stufest

Jill: stufest?

Stu: that's what i'm calling the BBQ

Jill: neat

Roman: im going

Jill: same

Quinn: me too

Wayne: i love a good barbecue

Stu: it's a stufest not a barbecue

Wayne: right okay

Richie: i'm also going

Mickey: me too

Charlie: first time im leaving the house i'm so scared ya'll

Mickey: his pale ass is gonna just combust and pop into ashes the moment he steps outside

Charlie: fuck you

Jill: "i'm a vampire hybrid 😩" shut the fuck up virgin ass bitch

Roman: lol

Charlie: i have never said that

Jill: but you thought it

Charlie: no!

Quinn: ya'll it's so fucking hot outside i can feel myself melting and sweating and i'm literally inside imma have a cold shower

Ethan: musty as hell

Stu: curly virgin, you comin' or nah?

Ethan: first of all fuck you second of all yeah i'm going (:

Stu: neat

Sidney: it can't hurt so i'm gonna go (shoot myself)

Liv: milf sidney in her suicidal era

Sam: it's gen Z things like this that make me wanna punch a hole in my wall

Tara: kirby likes punching holes in your walls sam

Sam: oh my- SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE LITERALLY NO ONE LOVES YOU, ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS HATE YOU AND YOU'RE A LITERAL FAG, SO JUST SHUT UP.

Tara:

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