fuck jail man that shit was the worst

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Jill: why do i feel like I'm gonna regret ever typing this message, and if anyone is gonna talk shit the moment i open the chat it's definitely gonna be my cousins

Roman: hi jill!

Jill: no

Roman: no?

Jill: no.

Roman: just wanted to say hi! see how you're doing, as a good cousin should.

Jill: in what world do you think that you're a good cousin

Roman: that's harsh i just wanted to hang out cause you're my baby cousin and i love ya

Jill: what

Sidney: hey Jill how are you?

Jill: okay what the fuck

Wes: Jill don't fall for it, they're just trying to prank you

Wes: we've been through it a lot

Liv: cough cough, the horny lesbians.

Tara: I'm not horny

Mindy: the accidental group chat texts say otherwise

Tara: fuck you

Mindy: "I'm horny already" - tara

Tara: i-

Liv: "get over here and ravish me" - tara

Tara: not another word out of this one

Chad: "im already thinking of all the things i'm gonna do to you ;) " - tara

Tara: shut up i swear to-

Wes: "don't push yourself or you won't be having sex tonight amber freeman"
- tara

Tara: STOPPPPPPPP

Jill: back on topic please

Roman: we were joking we hate you

Jill: obviously

Jill: can you guys be genuinely nice for once, like good caring cousins.

Roman: nope

Sidney: not possible

Jill: i hate this fucking family

Amber: i have returned

Tara: AMBER YOU'RE BACK FROM JAIL

Tara: WHERES MY HUG

Amber: i'm at the door just walk down the hallway you lazy fu-

Tara: where my kiss at

Amber: here

Tara: where my dignity at

Amber: don't ask me that cause idk

Wes: AMBUUUUHHHHHH

Wes: WHERE MY HUG AT BISH

Amber: AYYYYEEEE RIGHT HERE

Mindy: so how was jail

Chad: did you have fun?

Liv: can we fuck

Sam: did you bring us back a souvenir?

Wes: did you get buff 💪

Mickey: i ate a child-

Billy: GUYS GUYS RELAX

Billy: ask her one at a time jesus christ she just fucking got back

Amber: no sam, i didn't bring you a souvenir, i was at jail not mexico.

Sam: aw man

Wes: did you get gains

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