Liv: hey guys
Jill: not again
Vince: hey guys whats up
Jill: the sky
Vince: what's up (other than the sky)
Jill: store prices
Vince: ugh, what's up? (other than the sky and store prices)
Jill: spaceship
Vince: okay, jill. just don't answer. at all.
Liv: nah let's talk abt how vince is never fucking here but he is now, it's unusual.
Vince: yeah i'm never here i don't use my phone often
Sam: cause he's usually blackout drunk in the nearest bar
Vince: oh fuck you
Tara: ugh she's in her dragging mood again
Sam: wanna be next?
Tara: no thank you
Sam: pussy ass gay midget ass bitch
Tara: i-
Tara: what the fuck
Amber:
Tara: amber, hun, can you stop her for me please? if you do we can go up to my bedroom and i'll make it worth your while?
Sam: no
Amber:
Amber: i ain't doing shit
Tara: what!? but you're my girlfriend!
Amber: so?
Sam: oH aMbEr bE mY bAd GiRl pLeAsE
Sam: that's what you sound like
Sam: you desperate fuck
Tara: im done
Sidney: if me and roman can get along you can too
Wes: wait so i know ya'll didn't live together as kids so how did you know you were siblings?
Sidney: well-
Roman: i'll tell them!
Sidney: oh god here we go...
Roman: so i found her right?
Wes: uh huh
Roman: and i realised she was my sister
Wes: uh huh
Roman: so i kidnapped her
Wes: uh hu- wait what?
Roman: i put on one of those ghostface costumes from stab
Wes: i'm not liking where this is going
Wes: at all
Roman: and when she woke up i scared her and she was all like "who are you"
Roman: to which i responded.
Sidney: please don't monologue like last time
Roman: "i'm the other half of you, i had searched for a mother too you know? an actress named rina reynolds tried to find her my whole life, then five years ago i actually tracked her down, then i knocked on her door thinking that she'd welcome me with open arms but instead she had a new life with a new name, maureen prescott, you were the only child she ever claimed Sidney, she shut me out in the cold forever, her own son, Roman bridger director, and brother."
Wes:
Sidney:
Roman: and then we fought for a while and we both left parting ways because sidney thought i was psychotic
Wes: well no shit
Sidney: i'm actually really fucking concerned how do you remember all of that word for word
Roman: because they're my words and i spoke them myself
Sidney:
Jill: you guys wanna know how Sidney found out we were cousins?
Sidney: no.
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scream group chat fic
Fanfictionjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
