Liv: long time no see my sexy friends how we all been?
Wes: i tried wæed for the first time
Liv: you tried what?
Wes: wææed
Cici: English motherfucker do you speak it?!
Mickey: does he look like a bitch.
Randy: fucking tarantino geeks
Mickey: fucking horror movie nerd
Randy: *geek*
Liv: everyone shut up
Liv: what did wes try someone translate
Wes: i tried wøæd
Liv:
Liv: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE ON ABOUT
Mindy: i can translate he said he tried weed
Liv: wes hicks of all people? dayum you're a changed man
Wes: i didn't like it
Wes: so i'm not doing it again
Wes: also my mom is a police officer and would send me to jesus for doing illegal substances
Liv: pussy
Wes: for once vince finally didn't get into my house and raid my fridge, thank the lord that doors can lock.
Amber:
Chad: Hey...amber...
Amber: ?
Chad: wanna go unlock the door with a lockpick?
Amber: hahaha let's do it
Chad: I'm sorry hubby
Vince: aw hell yeah he got the lemon squares that taste like ass and its tasty because its the closest i'll ever get to eating ass.
Tatum: that's awfully disturbing
Wes: VINCE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
Vince: man's gotta eat
Jill: MUAHHAHAHAHA MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT FOR A GIRLS NIGHT OUT AND LEFT HER PHONE HERE
Jill: IM FREE TO SWEAR WITHOUT BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED
Sidney: huh
Jill: OKAY SO IM GONNA START WITHHHH...
Jill: okay
Jill: okay so
Jill: fuck you
Jill: fuck you
Jill: double fuck you
Jill: motherfucking fa-
Jill: fucking cunts
Jill: dumbass motherfucking bitches
Jill: fuck you all i'm done
Sidney:
Sam:
Chad:
Mickey:
Cici:
Jill: that felt so good...i can breathe again and Olivia doesn't even check previous texts she just goes with the flow so i'm safe.
Roman: im gonna tell her what you did here today you fucking scoundrel
Jill: don't you fucking dare
Roman: bro i'm doing it no matter what you say.
Jill: fuck you i will-
Roman: and you can't blackmail me don't even try it, there's nothing TO blackmail me with dumbass
Jill: i wish you weren't my cousin you fucking pathetic bastard
Roman: says the literal lesbian who gets abused by her girlfriend whenever she steps outta line and cusses at someone
Jill: she doesn't even abuse me she couldn't hurt anyone, like she'll kick me out onto the couch almost every time i swear and thats the most she can do so-
Roman: i think you like women who can control you
Jill: no that's so gay
Sidney: YOU ARE LITERALLY GAY YOU STUPID BITCH WHAT DO YOU MEAN "that's so gay"
Jill: well guess what, you don't know your own husband's name.
Sidney: OH FUCK YOU
Roman: BACK ON TOPIC PLEASE.
Roman: and sidney, my dear sister...
Roman: just fuck off
Roman: honestly just fuck off we're having an argument
Sidney: fuck you
Roman: love you too sissy boo boo bear <33
Sidney: i hope you choke
Chad: choke on what
Sidney: a dorito...
Roman:
Roman: WHERE THE FUCK-
Jill: thank god...
Roman: not over yet
Jill: fuck. off.
Roman: um. no.
Richie: the tea is scalding sis
Sam: richie no
Tara: where is amber freeman
Amber: cooking meth
Tara: WHAT
Amber:
Amber: watching breaking bad...i meant to say watching walter white cook meth...on breaking bad...
Tara: hmmmmmm
Tara: whatever you say! love you! <3 (:
Amber: i love you too
Stu: YO AMBER NICE SETUP YOU GOT THERE
Amber: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LUNATIC WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Tara: setup for what?
Amber: xbox setup, on...my desk...
Amber: playing some dead rising...heh heh...you know how it is...
Tara: oh okay
Amber:
Billy: how
Tatum: DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT
Tatum: YOUR HUSBAND IS GAY
Randy: literally what the actual fuck-
Olivia: hello guys! (:
Jill has went offline
Olivia: aww where'd she go?
Sidney:
Roman: olivia you aren't gonna fucking believe this-
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scream group chat fic
Fanfictionjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
