scream group chat fic

in conclusion what the actual fuck

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

this chapter includes spoilers for scream 6 you have been warned.

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Liv: gooooooood mornin' everyone!

Mindy: man i dont get it you are way too enthusiastic on mornings

Anika: hi guys!

Mindy: this woman is the only reason i'm gonna be enthusiastic

Mindy: hey!

Anika: mindyyyy :D

Mindy: you beautiful sweetie

Anika: aww stop it <3

Liv: no seriously, stop it

Anika: jealous much?

Liv: yes

Anika:

Anika: well damn bro just admitted to it

Liv: because im not gonna lie

Liv: mindy i miss you hun

Mindy: pick a fucking woman god damn last time i checked you were obsessed with amber freeman

Chad: amber rizzman

Amber: please don't direct her gaze back onto me, it was gone for a while

Liv: oh yeahhh of course

Quinn: hey guys

Ethan: hey guys

Amber: what the fuck

Ethan: what?

Tara: ya'll just did that at the same time

Tara: nah

Chad: jit trippin

Mindy: ya'll twinning or smthn

Quinn: hahaha...ha...ha...

Tara: what is it

Ethan: well uh- here's the thing

Ethan: quinn? if you would

Mindy: i don't like the way this sounds

Quinn: well uh- we kind of are actually twins-

Chad: say what now?

Ethan: yeah we're brother and sister

Tara: what the fuck

Sam: language

Mindy: oh hell naw i don't believe it

Quinn:

Ethan:

Tara: in conclusion what the fu-

Sam: LANG U AG E

Tara: shut up you old fuck

Sam: tara i'm literally 24 how is that old

Tara: and i'm 'literally' tired of your shit

Tara: go peg richie or something you old bitch

Sam: this is why mom doesn't fucking love you

Tara: ain't you the daughter of a psychopath?

Sam: ain't you gay?

Tara:

Richie:

Ethan:

Chad:

Anika:

Tara: yes?- why does that-

Sam: yo woman scrawny and gay too?

Tara: she is not scrawny!

Sam: ain't you short?

Tara: OKAY THATS IT

Sam: close to hell much?

Tara: DONT GO THERE YOU BITCH

Sam: don't you wear kids clothes?

Tara: NO I DONT FUCK YOU

Sam: ain't you got asthma?

Tara: SAM ITS A MEDICAL CONDITION

Sam: is being short a medical condition?

Tara: no?- I MEAN YES, YES IT IS

Sam: so you can't breathe air and you can't grow taller, so are you disabled?

Tara: i- FUCK YOU

Jill: Sam is dragging her ass and I'm here for it even though i hate em both

Billy: shhhh

Tara: can you like- help me out here?

Billy: no lol

Tara: BRO WHY NOT

Billy: biological beats adoptive

Tara: fucking favoritism.

Sam: shut yo bitchass up

Sam: same height as a fuckin gnome

Tara: i hate this fucking family

Quinn: can't relate

Richie: for real can't relate either

Sam: richie none of us even know your family

Richie: oh believe me you do

Richie: they're in this chat

Sam: what the fuck?

Richie: tell em

Quinn: by the way richie is our brother too, he's our older brother.

Sam:

Tara: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Sam: i swear i'm gonna have a stroke

Vince: hey guys what's up

Jill: the sky

Tara: you don't wanna know

Vince:

Vince: imma go back into my batcave

Sam: the bar?

Vince: get fucked