Roman: i finessed a bitch
Stu: *da dum*🎵
Mickey: da dum da doom doom 🎵
Roman: i finessed a bitch
Stu: *da da dum do da do do* 🎵
Roman: i finessed a bitch-
Sam: WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE DOING ME BLOODY HEAD IN
Richie: Sam turned british ong
Sam: i had to it was the only way to get em to stop-
Roman: i finessed a bitch
Stu: *da dum* 🎵
Jill: I'm gonna kill him
Roman: GET OFF YOUR PHONE YOU GOT CAUGHT SWEARING BITCH
Roman: @olivia JILL STOLE HER PHONE BACK TIE HER UP AND THROW HER IN THE BASEMENT
Olivia: say what now 😠🤌🔪
Jill: shit
Roman: another happy landing
Cici: poor kid ):
Roman: is her phone confiscated now?
Olivia: yes, i hid it in the refrigerator and she's locked in one of the rooms, the windows and doors are locked and i have the key 🗝
Roman: lovely
Mickey:
Stu:
Roman:
Roman: i finessed a bitch
Stu: *da dum*🎵
Mickey: da dum da doom doom 🎵
Roman: i finessed a bitch
Sam: shut up
Tatum: hey sidney
Sidney: oh hello we haven't actually talked to eachother on this chat and we're literally best friends too
Tatum: i know right
Tatum: sidney
Sidney: yeah?
Tatum: denial is a river in egypt
Tatum: your husband is gay
Sidney: what
Dewey: she's been saying that all day
Tatum: shut up
Dewey: no
Tatum: ye-
Richie: amber
Richie: amber
Richie: we need to cook
Richie: amber we need to cook
Amber: don't say that out loud
Tara: Cook what richie? Cook what?
Amber: cheesecake
Tara: is your name richie?
Amber: if other people want it to be?
Tara: richie.
Tara: cook. what.
Richie:
Richie: meth
Tara: excuse me
Chad: lil tara gone crazy
Richie: a meth cake
Richie: like a cheesecake that looks like meth but isn't meth, it's for mindy since she likes getting stoned a lot
Mindy: what no
Richie: mindy.
Mindy:
Mindy: aww thank you that's so sweet of you guys...making- a cake that looks just like...something i gave up on ages ago.
Richie: of course
Amber: anytime
Tara:
Tara: i don't trust it but im gonna take your word for it richie, but if you made my girlfriend cook meth and sell it i'll
stick your head on a pike
Richie: yes midge- i mean ma'am
Tara: hm.
Amber:
Amber: what the fuck
Amber: is wrong with you
Richie: i have a brain tumour
Amber: no you don't
Richie: i have lung cancer
Amber: no
Richie: i've got malaria-
Amber: no you don't
Richie: i've got bird flu-
Amber: no.
Amber: you don't.
Amber: you're just stupid.
Richie:
Richie: i have brain damage?
Amber:
Amber i give up
YOU ARE READING
scream group chat fic
Fanficjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
