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Amber: i have something to confess

Tara: what is it?

Amber: You're not gonna like it

Tara: amber?

Amber: so i kinda didn't have any money so me and liv did a snatch and run at the store instead and then the store worker chased us so i killed her

Tara: OH MY GOD AMBER NOT AGAIN

Richie: i was in the same store and witnessed them chasing Amber and Liv so i stole a snorlax onesie whilst no one was looking

Chad: smooth

Tara: someone tell me why the store is on fire in the distance?!

Amber:

Tara: amber...

Amber: it wasn't me

Tara: Amber i can see the lighter in your pocket and you don't smoke

Tara: tell me the truth

Amber: after i killed the store worker i ran back over to the store and lit the building on fire

Tara: AMBY! WE SAID NO MORE FIRES!

Liv: BAHSHXNXNC AMBY

Liv: IM CALLING HER THAT FROM NOW ON

Amber:

Richie: FUUUUCKKKK, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Liv: what's up his ass?

Sam: he took a "which walking dead character are you" quiz and he got negan

Richie: I WANTED RICK WHAT THE FUCK

Liv: BAJZJXJCNCNCC

Sam: okay okay, but i have a question what would your response be to being stabbed with a knife?

Liv: rude!

Chad: that's fair

Wes: are you gonna want this back?

Tara: not again

Amber: i take the knife and stab them with it

Sam: none of those are good answers

Sam: and tara what did you mean by not again?

Tara: i didn't say that

Sam: you did, the message is still there

Tara: no it's not

Sam: yes it is

Tara: no it not

Sam: yes it is

Amber: stop or I'll stab you

Richie: i got that wap wap wap wap wap wap wap wap wap wap wap wap

Sam: RICHIE

Mindy: what happened

Liv: hello alcoholic lesbian you missed a lot where were you

Mindy: stole my brothers car and crashed it

Chad: MINDY NOT MY FUCKING CAR

Liv: aw man not the car Chad and i were gonna have sex in!

Mindy: ew why in the car

Liv: disgust random strangers on the street and have the window open

Tara: i want popcornnnn

Tara: ambyyyyyy

Amber: no

Tara: why not

Amber: We don't have any money

Tara: so that's why you did the snatch and run!

Amber: no

Amber: the only reason i don't have money is because Richie spent it all on arcade games

Tara: when did you go to the arcade?

Amber: after we burned down the store

Tara: right--

Liv: he destroyed the pac-man machine because he lost

Richie: i had every right to












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