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Liv: hey guys

Tara: get out

Liv: shut up whore

Wes: uh oh...

Amber: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT HER?!

Liv: oh- amber- it's- it's not what it looks like i promise i didn't say anyth-

Amber: you. fuck. off.

Amber: i will fucking bury you if you say one more thing about her. understood?

Liv: i definitely do. oh yes i do.

Wes: oh for fucks sake

Liv: wanna intentionally do it so amber will bury me in them tiddies

Liv: tara is a whore

Tara: EXCUSE YOU?!

Amber: where tf you wanna be buried

Liv: in them tiddies

Tara: she's just doing it on purpose babe just ignore her

Amber: fine

Tara: i love how protective you are over me, who needs a man when you've got amber freeman

Wes: me and chad

Tara: fair

Billy: EVERYONE IN THE GROUP CHAT

Billy: IMPORTANT

Billy: stu's parents died so we're taking their inheritance and using it to take the entire group chat to the movies to watch barbie and oppenheimer

Stu: only thing is

Billy: we're gonna have to split off into groups, i wanna watch oppenheimer, stu wants to watch barbie, so stu is gonna take his group of people who wanna watch barbie and i'll take the oppenheimer fans

Billy: so we need everyone to decide

Billy: 321 go, be short and snappy guys we don't have all day

Richie: oppenheimer

Sam: oppenheimer

Kirby: yeah i wanna go and watch oppenheimer with sam

Chad: barbie

Wes: barbie

Mindy: barbie

Liv: barbie obviously

Amber: oppenheimer

Tara: barbie- AMBER COME ON, LETS GO WATCH BARBIE PLSSSS

Amber: oppenheimer

Tara: you could be the ken to my barbie

Amber: i wanna watch oppenheimer tho

Tara: please? Do it for me?

Amber: i have to watch oppenheimer this time, but me and you can watch barbie TOGETHER tomorrow, and you can go watch barbie today with the others

Tara: okay ]:

Vince: BARBIEEEEEEE

Mickey: barbie

Jill: oppenheimer

Roman: barbie

Jill:

Jill: you're kidding right?

Roman: yeah im gonna watch oppy boppy now and barbie tomorrow

Jill: bonding time

Roman: yeah sure whatever just don't talk during the movie

Jill: i won't

Sidney: barbie, i need some light in my life

Dewey: barbie

Gale: barbie

Cici: barbie

Wayne: barbie

Richie: no you're not, come on dad we are gonna watch oppenheimer

Wayne: okay oppenheimer

Quinn: barbie

Ethan: barbie, anything to get away from those two, come on big sis let's go

Quinn: come on barbie let's go party

Jennifer: barbie

Olivia: barbie, im pretty sure Jill chose that one

Jill: fuck

Roman: shhhhh

Jill: okay

Olivia: what's wrong?

Jill: NOTHINGSWRONGITSALLGOOD

Olivia:

Olivia: okay?

Anika: barbie

Randy: oppenheimer

Charlie: oppenheimer

Billy: is that everyone

Stu: yup

Billy: by the way me and stu have a baby but she's being babysat right now so we can go movies

Sam: hold up

Sam: YOU HAVE A BABY?!

Billy: I HAVE A BABY! yes!

Sam: how-

Billy: adoption

Stu: i fucked him so hard that he-

Billy: that never happened, she's adopted

Sam: damn

Billy: right so my oppenheimer crew is:

Billy: me, amber, richie, wayne, charlie, sam and kirby, roman, jill and randy

Billy: small crew, but we picked the best movie

Richie: THIS IS CINEMATIC HISTORY!

Amber: WOOOOOOO

Stu: ALRIGHT LETS TAKE IT FROM THE TOP

Stu: me, chad, wes, mindy, anika, quinn, ethan, jennifer, sidney, gale, dewey, olivia, liv, vince, cici, mickey and tara.

Stu: COME ON TEAM BARBIE!

Tara: amber could've been the ken to my barbie but she'd rather watch oppenheimer with her bros.

Amber: BUT IM JUST KEN

Amber: WHERE I SEE LOVE SHE SEES A FRIEND

Amber: WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR HER TO SEE THE MAN BEHIND THE TEN AND FIGHT FOR ME

Sam:

Sam: what tf



















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