cheetos and sam carpenter simps

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Liv: morning

Richie: im gonna sing a song

Jill: richie please, no-

Richie: 18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!

Jill: NO NOT THAT SONG

Jill: RICHIE STOP

Richie: Hot, hard, buff cowboys their cocks throbbing hard!
18 more wild cowboys out in the yard!
Big, bulging cocks ever so hard!
Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big, hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt!
Like a breed of ram wanting to rut!

Mickey: RICHIE

Richie: 18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!

Charlie: richie no we already have to deal with you singing irl at the group house but typing this song?!-

Richie: Big, hard, throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep!
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep!
Ram Ranch ... it ROCKS!
Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks!

Billy: richie that's just about enough cut it out or else im giving your room to your younger sister

Richie: NO NOT MY ROOM

Billy: i'm actually building rooms in the squad house right now actually for quinn and ethan.

Richie: no not my siblings

Billy: also stu should be helping but his lazy ass went to burger king

Billy: oh speaking of he's calling right now, dumbass.

Billy: he better be asking me if i want food

Billy:

Quinn: 🍔🍟

Ethan: i love cheetos 🔥🥵😝

Billy:

Billy: what the fuck

Quinn: whas goin own?

Billy: his dumbass pocket dialed me so i could hear him rhyme his order to the cashier

Richie: huhhhh

Billy: bro called me just so i could hear this, i should've hung up.

Quinn: wha he say

Billy: he stared at the cashier and said "i'm at the drive thru at burger king, can i please get a, whopper junior with onion rings, make it a meal so i can get a drink, no im not finished that's not everything"

Billy: and then he kept singing

Ethan: bro song

Jill: why are richie's siblings moving into our group house

Billy: they've also killed people and also love killing shit

Tara: oh come on seriously? another two? and you guys!? fuckkkkkkkkkk

Quinn: pussy aah bicth

Sam: oh my jesus

Quinn: heeeyyyy sammy (;

Sam: hi?

Ethan: tehehehhehe

Sam: what's so funny?

Ethan: i know something you don't!

Sam: tell me before i gag you with a soap bar

Ethan: quinn would like that, wouldn't you sis?

Quinn: nooooo i am the one who does the smashing of the women

Sam: the smashing of the- HANG ON JUST A FUCKING MINUTE

Ethan: HAHAHAHAHHAA

Ethan: SAM HAS AN ADMIRERRR SAM HAS AN ADMIRERRR

Sam: no, no. NO.

Quinn: come on sam i can treat you right! (;

Sam: let me list everything wrong with you wanting to 'smash' me

Sam: one. im 24, you're 19.

Quinn: its not that big an age gap, i'm over 18

Sam: two. I AIN'T GAY, I AM NOT GAY.

Sam: and three. i'm dating your older brother

Quinn: aw man

Ethan: i bet richie gets pegged hehehehe

Sam: he does

Ethan: HHAHAHAHAHA

Tara: there is so much wrong with everything quinn just said

Quinn: its just love

Tara: NO, YOU'RE TRYING TO FUCK MY SISTER WHO ISN'T EVEN REMOTELY GAY JUST STOP

Ethan: hehehe i'm doing knife tricks

Quinn: she's hot tho

Tara: in about five seconds im about to grab that knife and jam it straight down your fucking throat quinn

Quinn: kinky

Tara: nope, i'm not doing this here ethan have your knife back

Ethan: YES

Tara: ya'll acted so nice the other day and now you're fucking weirdos

Tara: AND ETHAN SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THIS HYPERACTIVE, YOU'RE JUST LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING QUINN SAYS EVEN IF IT AIN'T FUNNY

Ethan: im a bouncy boi with a knife

Tara: why can't i meet someone normal

Amber:

Tara: AMBERRR YESSS I MISSED YOU

Amber: quinn, ethan, welcome to the family, hope you settle into your rooms well.

Quinn: why thank you

Ethan: woooooo

Tara: oh come on amber seriously?

Amber: i didn't do nothin

Tara: you did me

Amber:

Amber has left the chat

Tara: WAIT NO

Tara: mindy pls add her back

Quinn: YEAH ADD AMBER BACK HAHA

Ethan: HEHEHEHEHE

Tara: you two are batshit crazy, little hyperactive fucks

Ethan: little?! i'm 6'1

Quinn: and im 5'6

Quinn: you're like a midget you ain't even 5 foot

Tara: shut up! i'm 5'1...

Mindy: occultismicism

Mindy added Amber to the chat

Tara: say what now

Stu: i got burger king

Billy: you didn't even help me with their rooms fuck you hubby, i'm sick of your lazy ass

Stu: you love me (;

Billy:

Billy: i do...

Billy: i do.

Stu: im not helping though

Billy: im gonna take that burger king and jam it straight up your ass if you don't help me out

Stu: do it then

Billy:

Billy: you fat fuck






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