Chad: KIRBY CAN WE WATCH ANOTHER MOVIE?
Ethan: YEAH CAN WE PUT ANOTHER MOVIE ON PLEASEEEE???
Kirby: wha- YOU JUST WATCHED ONE
Ethan: yeah but we wanna watch another one
Kirby: i can't do this anymore
Chad: pretty pleaseeee
Kirby: fine.
Kirby: mindy has been the least annoying one out of all of you, she's just been sleeping and hasn't asked me for anything
Ethan: movie
Kirby: okay okay! I'm putting a fucking movie on, which movie.
Chad: mean girls
Ethan: yeah put mean girls on
Kirby: mean girls?
Kirby: i didn't think you two would be interested in that movie...
Ethan: are you being sexist kirby?
Kirby: what?!
Ethan: are you a sexist
Kirby: no i'm not a sexist
Ethan: are you saying that men like chad and myself are unable to watch a movie that is designed for females to watch and enjoy?
Kirby: WHAT?!
Ethan: is that what you're saying?
Kirby: no!
Ethan: that's what i thought, now shut up and put mean girls on
Kirby: awwwwwww god i'm gonna fucking off myself in a minute
Sam: we're homeeeeee!
Kirby: oh thank fuck, please take them they're all yours
Sam: have they been troublesome?
Kirby:
Ethan:
Kirby:
Kirby: no...
Kirby: not at all...
Sam: great, have you fed them?
Kirby: yeah...yeah i did...
Sam: what'd they have?
Chad: i had Chinese food
Ethan: i had a bag of flamin' hot cheetos
Ethan: it was very yummy in my tummy
Sam: mindy?
Ethan: i swallowed it all
Sam: mindy.
Mindy: huh what
Mindy: i was asleep
Sam: did kirby get you food
Mindy: i didn't want anything
YOU ARE READING
scream group chat fic
Fanfictionjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf