mean girls and blackmail

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Chad: KIRBY CAN WE WATCH ANOTHER MOVIE?

Ethan: YEAH CAN WE PUT ANOTHER MOVIE ON PLEASEEEE???

Kirby: wha- YOU JUST WATCHED ONE

Ethan: yeah but we wanna watch another one

Kirby: i can't do this anymore

Chad: pretty pleaseeee

Kirby: fine.

Kirby: mindy has been the least annoying one out of all of you, she's just been sleeping and hasn't asked me for anything

Ethan: movie

Kirby: okay okay! I'm putting a fucking movie on, which movie.

Chad: mean girls

Ethan: yeah put mean girls on

Kirby: mean girls?

Kirby: i didn't think you two would be interested in that movie...

Ethan: are you being sexist kirby?

Kirby: what?!

Ethan: are you a sexist

Kirby: no i'm not a sexist

Ethan: are you saying that men like chad and myself are unable to watch a movie that is designed for females to watch and enjoy?

Kirby: WHAT?!

Ethan: is that what you're saying?

Kirby: no!

Ethan: that's what i thought, now shut up and put mean girls on

Kirby: awwwwwww god i'm gonna fucking off myself in a minute

Sam: we're homeeeeee!

Kirby: oh thank fuck, please take them they're all yours

Sam: have they been troublesome?

Kirby:

Ethan:

Ethan:

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Kirby:

Kirby: no...

Kirby: not at all...

Sam: great, have you fed them?

Kirby: yeah...yeah i did...

Sam: what'd they have?

Chad: i had Chinese food

Ethan: i had a bag of flamin' hot cheetos

Ethan: it was very yummy in my tummy

Sam: mindy?

Ethan: i swallowed it all

Sam: mindy.

Mindy: huh what

Mindy: i was asleep

Sam: did kirby get you food

Mindy: i didn't want anything

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