scream group chat fic

trick or treat!?

Stu: i am taking my family trick or treating

Tara: yay!

Sam: im not dressing up

Stu: yes you are

Sam: You're not my dad

Stu: step-papa because your dad likes it up the a-

Billy: stu can you not please

Stu: sure thing babe

Sam: stop.

Tara: can i bring amber

Stu: YES

Billy: stu-

Billy: alright then

Amber: cool

Randy: im gonna take my niece and nephew

Tatum: im not adopting anyone fuck that shit

Liv:   ):

Tatum: absolutely not

Vince: my uncle forgot that i exist

Stu: didn't forget, chose to ignore.

Vince: WELL DAMNNNN

Wes: what if we did a group trick or treat guys, let the gay family + the straight mistake do their own trick or t-

Sam: oh fuck you

Wes: AHEM

Wes: let them do their own because family bonding (stu and sam) +
(billy and tara)

Sam: nO

Wes: and i get to choose who comes with me in our own little group because I'm good at choosing

Amber: i believe him for once

Billy: amber get back here you're not going with them

Amber: Alright father in law

Tara: AWWWWWW

Amber: that was a joke-- but maybe one day

Wes: ANYWAYS that's cute by the way

Wes: ANYWAY

Wes: im taking, liv, chad, mindy, vince, richie-

Richie: YES

Wes: nevermind- BILLY STU TAKE THIS ONE WITH YOU HE'S SAM'S BOYFRIEND

Richie: NO

Wes:

Mickey: I'm gonna supervise you guys because I'm a capable adult

Cici: no you're not

Mickey: STOP QUESTIONING MY ADULT ABILITIES YOU FUCKNUT

Cici: a functioning adult wouldn't call someone a fucknut!

Mickey: FUCK YOU

Wes: yeah he is not supervising us we can supervise ourselves

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Wes: liv burned someone's house down

Liv: FUCK YOU AND YOUR HOUSE CUNK FLUFFER I DID YOU A FAVOUR

???: WHO EVEN ARE YOU

Chad: LIV OH MY GOD WHY

Mindy: SOME HOT YOUNG MILF GAVE ME A BOTTLE OF ALCOHOL WOOOOOO

Vince: I'M A BANANA IM A BANANA

Wes: this was a terrible fucking idea...

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Sam: it concerns me that amber is dressed as ghostface

Tara: i think i'ts sexy as fuck

Sam: language

Amber: thank you tara

Tara: wanna fuck me with the costume on when we get home?

Sam: TARA

Billy: yeah i've done that before...

Stu: you know you liked it baby

Billy: stop.

Tara: amberrrr?

Amber: I'm not doing it this is a limited edition and was used in the actual stab movies so no i will not fuck you with the costume on tara carpenter.

Billy: *loomis*

Stu: *loomis macher*

Sam: sound amber.

Amber: sound.

Tara: well now i'm sad

Billy: STUKIN OUR DAUGHTER IS SAD

Stu: FUCK I'LL GO ROB SOMEONE AND GIVE HER SOME CANDY THAT WAY SHE'LL FEEL BETTER

Billy: WAIT WHAT NO