Dazai x reader one shots

Sugar Daddy

Agency GC
*4:37 pm*

(Y/n): "If it's my right to taste the riches of the earth
These bitches better let me work
A private host, a private toast to new horizons
Never mind what I had to do to get these diamonds"
Atsushi: (Y/n) please don't cuss
Kunikida: What did you do to get diamonds? And from who?
Dazai: 😋💎

(Y/n): He love me, he give me all his money
That Gucci, Prada comfy
My sugar daddy
Ranpo: Excuse me?
Kunikida: WHAT?
Atsushi: What's a sugar daddy?
Dazai: 💴

(Y/n): He love me, he put no one above me
These bitches wanna judge me, but I don't care
Looking back on the boys that I dated
All the popular boys, overrated
Yosano: Get it I guess...
Kunikida: (Y/n) refrain from cursing. Also Dazai are you and (Y/n)
Dazai: The answer is yes.
Atsushi: Wait, isn't that an exchange between old men and young women?

(Y/n): Give me brains, money, bags, if he's ancient
I'm a young lady taking donations
CEO, might take me on trips
Pack a suit, might have a few ships
Love a waitress chasing them tips
But I'm an escort counting his chips
Atsushi: Dazai isn't a CEO so are you cheating on him?
Ranpo: Escort?
Kunikida: (Y/n) since when were you an escort? Dazai, are you serious?
Yosano: Oh. Can I come with you? I have a suit packed.

(Y/n): Got a lot, bitch
On a yacht, bitch
In the tropics
He love me, he give me all his money
That Gucci, Prada comfy
My sugar daddy
Atsushi: Didn't you say that already?
Kunikida: Refrain from being explicit in this gc
Yosano: Yacht? Tropics? I'm definitely coming now. When do we leave?
Dazai: Whenever my Little Mystery wants

(Y/n): All the girls hang around for some cheap wine
Used to think I was down, but I do mine
It's really kind, but for me, love is really blind
Only when I love when the card never decline
Atsushi: You're only dating Dazai for his money? I didn't think you were that kind of woman
Ranpo: You'd have to be blind to love him. And probably not right in the head
Yosano: 🛳🏖🍷

(Y/n): Never had no complications
And the term stay clear as my skin
Caviar in the yacht for the win
Which car do I take for a spin?
Kunikida: Dazai doesn't drive or have a car. When did you get a yacht though?
Atsushi: So is Dazai giving (Y/n) money in exchange for
Ranpo: Don't ask. Just let her finish and get this over with

(Y/n): Got my new hips, and my new tits
New life, who this?
If he's paying, I'll take the oysters
I'm sayin' I got some pointers
My baby is my employer
My baby
Knows how to spoil
Ranpo: Finally 😒
Dazai: 😘
Yosano: 🦪
Atsushi: new what? I didn't know they were fake. They look real to me.
Kunikida: What the hell is happening? Dazai what is she doing?
Dazai: Little mystery, hurry up and get to the ship. Yosano is here already
Ranpo: To answer your question Kunikida, that was a lyric prank.
Atsushi: Did you know the whole time Ranpo? Why didn't you answer any of my questions?
(Y/n): Because it may be a prank but I do in fact have a sugar daddy 😘
Dazai: 🥰😘
(Y/n): I'll be there in a couple minutes. I want a glass of wine when I get there.
Yosano: I got my glass already. Hurry up girl.

*(Y/n) is offline*