Dazai x reader one shots

You're Not Broken

(Y/n) sits on her bed and looks at her lap.
Dazai walk in and frowns. "Little mystery~ what's wrong?"
"Am I broken?"
His eyes widen. "What?"
"Because I don't have any sexual drive, no desire to have sex."
"Of course not! Why would you think that? I don't have any desire to have sex either. Do you think I'm broken?"
"Of course not! You're perfect."
Dazai smiles and nods. "Exactly. You aren't broken little mystery. And I love you the way you are. I wouldn't change you."

Tears stream down her cheeks and he wipes them away.
"Please don't cry little mystery."
"I'm sorry. I just..."
"People have been talking again haven't they? Co-worker? Friends? Family?"
"Try all of the above."
The agent sighs and lays down. He pulls his girlfriend down with her.
She smiles slightly and curls into his chest. "Osa I love you."
"I love you too little mystery."

After a bit Dazai smirks and moves down and kisses her neck gently.
(Y/n) looks down at her boyfriend confused. "What are you doing?"
The man laughs and looks up at him. "Nothing."
The woman pouts. "Were you trying to-"
"No, I just wanted to tease you."
(Y/n) sighs and closes her eyes.
"Can I ask you something?"
"Sure."
"Have you had sex before?"
"No and I've never wanted to."
"I see. I didn't know what part of the spectrum you were on."

Tears once again stream down her cheeks.
"I love you so much. You try to understand me and comfort me. I don't know how I got so lucky. I'm so grateful."
Dazai smiles and holds her against his chest. "You may have nabbed this perfect guy but I got you. I think I got the better deal."
(Y/n) shakes her head. "Don't say that. I'm not-"
"Why do you get to call me perfect but I can't say the same?"
"You say you're perfect all the time."
"That's called confidence, which I am overflowing with."

(Y/n) looks at Dazai's chest. "I suppose."
"Little mystery, you're not broken. Plus there are a lot of people out there that are like you. Plenty of people are asexual. Just like there are plenty of people who are aromatic."
(Y/n) holds his hand. "I'm definitely not one of them. I need to be romanced, wined and dined."
The agent laughs softly and nods. "Then it's a good thing I like wining and dining you."
(Y/n) looks up and slowly kisses her boyfriend.
Dazai cups her cheek, kissing back.