Dazai x reader one shots

Painting Dazai's Nails

(Y/n) sits on the couch next to her boyfriend.
Dazai slowly looks over and smiles. "Hi little mystery."
"Can you paint my nails?"
"Sure. Did Chuuya say something again?"
"Yeah," she pouts. "He keeps saying his are better than mine."
"Do you wanna practice on me?" Dazai offers.
"Would you really let me do that? Won't the guys say something?"
"Eh, who cares what they say?"
(Y/n) smiles and kisses his cheek.

When she comes back with the polish Dazai has moved to the table.
(Y/n) sits down and lets her boyfriend do her nails. She always loves doing this with him.
He wouldn't admit it out loud but he did as well.
They sit quietly, enjoying the other's company.
Dazai looks up at her face but she's already watching him intently.
(Y/n) giggles and blows on the nails that are done.
When he finishes with the other hand she switches.

(Y/n) hums softly and looks at her nails. "I love you," she mumbles.
Dazai smiles and kisses her cheek. "What color are you subjecting me to?"
"I'm not heartless. I'll stick to black...like your soul." She jokes and they both laugh.
"Thank you little mystery." He holds his hand flat on the table.
(Y/n) takes his hand and inspects his nails before she starts painting.
The brunette watches intently. He smiles but doesn't laugh when she accidentally gets his skin not the nail.
A small blush washes over her and she quickly cleans up.

Her tongue pokes between her lips as she concentrates.
Once she finishes the first hand his inspects her work.
"Not bad. But you've got a ways to go before you're as good as me." The agent gives his girlfriend his other hand.
(Y/n) nods and tries to do better this time.
Thankfully she does.
Dazai holds up his hands and smiles.
(Y/n) stands up and kisses his cheek. "Thank you again Osa. I love you."
He watches her leave then smiles.

A couple minutes later Chuuya walks in and sits across from Dazai.
"Can you fix them up?"
"Did (Y/n) say hers are better than yours?"
"Yeah! Can you believe that? Does she think cause she's a girl she can do it better than me?"
"Do you wanna practice on me?" Dazai asks, using alcohol to clean his nails off.
"Yes please," Chuuya mumbles.
So Dazai once again paints nails and lets the other party paint his.
Once Chuuya leaves Dazai laughs and looks at his nails.
"Those two are such a handful."

Mori walks past and looks in. "Dazai? What's so funny?"
"(Y/n) and Chuuya."
"Ah yes. Are you referring to the nail war?"
The younger smiles and nods.
"How long do wager it will take them to figure it out?" The boss inquires.
"Not much longer. I'm sure one will stomp in while the other is talking to me. It almost happened earlier."
"I see. Good luck." Mori waves and leaves the room.
Dazai puts the supplies away and relaxes before he has to go out in another mission.

(Y/n) walks into the room and collapses next to her boyfriend.
"Something wrong little mystery?"
"Just tired." She mumbles and curls into him.
He smiles and kisses her head, holding her close. "Ok. Let's rest before Mori sends us out again."
(Y/n) hums in response and closes her eyes.