Dazai x reader one shots

Connection Needed p2

Dazai smirks and rubs (Y/n)'s hips from behind.
"You're planning something devious. Is this gonna get me in trouble?"
"Not if we don't get caught."
"And who might catch us?"
"Technically no one."
(Y/n) gives him a skeptical look.
"Everyone should be out of the office later tonight. I even bribed Ranpo with chips and candy to leave for the night."
"Why are you telling me this?"
"Because I wanna fuck you on my desk." He whispers in her ear.
The woman blushes deeply and quickly looks up at her boyfriend. "Osa! We can't do that!"
"Why not? No one will be around."
"What about the cameras?"
"I'll turn them off for a bit."
(Y/n) bites her lip but gives it some thought.

Once everyone is out of the office Dazai walks over to (Y/n) and kisses her neck.
She blushes and looks around, still nervous someone might catch them.
"Relax. No one is coming back."
"Are you only doing this because Doppo said not to?"
"Yes but also because I want to."
Her cheeks puff out in a pout.
His hands grabs her waist and run under her shirt.
A small blush paints her cheeks but she doesn't stop him.
Dazai makes quick work of their clothes and lays her on his cleaned off desk.

(Y/n) blushes but smiles and runs her hands over his chest and shoulders.
Dazai kisses her neck down to her breasts. He takes his time with each.
Her hands move into his hair and when they make eye contact she blushes more.
Her blush darkens when when he moves down between her legs.
His tongue pulls an orgasm from her easily.
As she pants softly he lines himself up and thrusts into her.
A slight whimper turns into a small moan.
(Y/n) was grateful they waited to be intimate.
The pleasure is more enjoyable because they know each other so well.

Although she cums again Dazai wasn't done with her.
He pulls her up and carries her to Kunikida's desk.
They start out in his chair they she moves to the desk.
Dazai definitely got off knowing his partner would be pissed if he knew the truth.
(Y/n) cums again and pants heavily. "N-no more~" she whispers.
Dazai nods quickly and slowly pulls out. He grabs enough tissue to clean them up. "Are you ok?"
She smiles and nods. "That was amazing. I'm so glad no one came in and saw."
"I promised no one would. I wouldn't lie about that." Dazai kisses her temple.

"And there won't be any evidence." (Y/n) adds, fixing a pencil that is out of place on Kunikida's desk.
"Yep, no evidence."
"You did make sure to turn off the cameras right?"
"I'm pretty sure, yeah.  You made my head all fuzzy little mystery."
"Should we go home and I'll make it even more fuzzy? I'll use my tongue on you if you want."
Dazai looks at his partner. "Are you sure you'd be ok with that? This is only the third time we've had sex."
(Y/n) smiles softly at her boyfriend being so attentive and supportive. "Yes, I'll be ok."

Unfortunately for Dazai, Kunikida set up his own camera for his desk.
When he checks the feed the next morning he bursts into the office and rings the brunette's neck.
Everyone is shocked at first.
"I had one rule! One rule and you broke it. No office sex. Then what do I wake up to find? You not only had sex on your desk, but mine as well!"
(Y/n)'s face drains of color while Dazai groans and tries to get out of the blonde's grip.
"You don't get the pleasure of dying by your hand; it's gonna be mine now!"
Everyone looks between (Y/n) and the two agents fighting.

Only after he calms down does Kunikida apologize to (Y/n).
"I'm sorry for embarrassing you in front of everyone. It probably wasn't your fault. Dazai more than likely put you up to it. I should have scolded him in private instead of in front of everyone. Please forgive me."
(Y/n) frowns when he bows to her. "I'm sorry too. It was so spur of the moment. I didn't even realize it was your desk until we were cleaning up. I did my best to clean it up and make sure everything was in it's place."
"Everything was exactly where I left it. Thank you."
Dazai pouts watching the two with a black eye, sore stomach and throat.